The Torturing of.... eh, Goofball - Page 4 - Never Forgotten: a Foster's Home Community

Invader Bloo · 10-18-2006, 04:00 PM

More daily cheerment brought to you by "Chocolate Milk!"! If you don't like it Cheese done not like you! Really fast-*No offense to any Cheese fans who hate choc. milk, brought to you by the "Drink that milk now! God dammit!" association*
Cheese:I like cereal! I like pah-tah-tahs! I like pigs! I like tacos! I like moldy cheese!
Goofball bangs with his feet, head & hands on the door
Frankie walks by with a clean shirt on, she hears & laughs!
Goofball-....Frannie!? That you!?Leeeeeet meeee ouuuuut.....*sobs more*..... I'm-a gonna diiiiiiieee-ah!
Eurotrish walks by
Eurotrish- Hey-a stop-a copying-a me!
Goo- Why are youcopying Eurotrish Goof huh,huh,huh,huh,huhuh.huh!? She's sorta cool besides the fact she's foreign & all. I''m trieng to sound racist but she needs to speak perfect english because that's sorta annoying ya know?
Goofball pretends his hand is a gun & pretends to shoothimself
Goo: What's that mean?Huh,huh,huh,huh,huh?

Cheese: IT MEANS nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo....
Goofball:*thinking* I gotta think why Frankie won't let me out.............
He thought while Cheese was still yelling nachos
2 minutes later.....
Goofball:*thinking*Nope can't think of nothing Cheese:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. ...*pants*....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

In TV room.....
Frankie: I miss anything?
Bloo:*gigiles*...Yeah, Cheese was screaming nachos & he just sat there. I think he's half-dead....AH-HAHHAH-HA-HA!
Will Gooftard die? Will Goo ever shut up? Why do I keep doing this? Find out in part 8!

Cassini90125 · 10-18-2006, 05:37 PM

It's always nice to read a fanfic that relies on good old fashioned psychological torture for it's entertainment value instead of cutting, slash, angst, or hellspawn. There should be a video of this someday.

LaBlooGirl · 10-21-2006, 06:53 AM

It's incredibly funny. ^_^

Invader Bloo · 10-22-2006, 05:23 PM

Part 8...
Cheese: I like carrots! I like doo doo! I like flowers! I like pots!
Meanwhile...
Bloo: I got an idea!
Bloo rushes off!
Frankie: What's he up to?
The door opens on TV
Bloo: Here you go Cheese...um...PRESENTS!
Bloo throws stuff into the room
Cheese: Yeeeeees!
Cheese runs over to look at his new presents
Cheese: Oooh... Chocolate milk!
He picked a gallon of chocolate milk, he drank some
Goo: Uh-oh!
Goofball:What?
Goo: He's lactose intolerant, maybe he'll get SUPER puffy or sneeze so hard he'll blow the whole house up or do a SUPER fart!
They wait for a while
Goo: Your'e not really lactose intolerant are you Cheese?
Cheese:Khhhhhhh...no
Goo: That's stupid Cheese because you like chocolate milk & you say your'e lactose intolerant but you aren't so you won't be able to drink it, because.....because....because...Um...OOH! They'll think you'll like die then Louise would get sad & angry &...&..&.&...&...um...SUE! Yeah, sue!

Goofball felt like killing himself but he was to lazy too.
Cheese: OOH! Potatoes!
Cheese ran over & pciked up a potato, then he ran over to Gooftard
Cheese: I GOT A PO-TAH-TAH!
Goofball: Yes...*eye twitches*...You do
Cheese: I GOT A POTAOE!

He shoved the potatoe in Gooftard's face
Cheese: I LIKE POTATOES!
In the TV room...
Bloo & Frankie were about to die of laughter

Bloo: That was the best idea I've ever had! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Will Bloo get any better ideas? Will Cheese eat the potatoes? Will Gooftard's head explode? Find out in part 9!

Cassini90125 · 10-22-2006, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Invader Bloo

Part 8...
Cheese: I like carrots! I like doo doo! I like flowers! I like pots!

LMAO!!! Oh, I can just picture him saying that! Brilliant!

Bloo2daMacs · 10-22-2006, 08:27 PM

I keep on checking to see if this fic is updated, because let me tell ya, IT'S HILARIOUS!!

keep it up

HappyFoppy · 10-23-2006, 03:53 AM

I have to say, it's funny. But I have somthing agiainst the name Gooftard, It makes him look lame.

Quote:

Originally Posted by IB

*"Drink that milk now! God dammit!" association*

Does that need to be edited?

Oh well, It's great. Keep it up! I wonder how it will end. (Don't let Goofball explode, die etc. plz? I haate chardeaths.)

Voxxyn · 10-23-2006, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HappyFoppy

Don't let Goofball explode, die etc. plz? I haate chardeaths.

I agree with this 100%. If Goofball died, how could he endure the pain and suffering he oh-so-very-freaking-much deserves?

Cassini90125 · 10-23-2006, 06:24 AM

Death is too good for him. He must live, so that he may be wracked with an overwhelming sense of guilt and shame for the rest of his miserable life.

Invader Bloo · 10-24-2006, 06:56 PM

Cassini dosen't have a problem with it. He's too busy imagining that Cheese would say Doo doo.

J/K! Part 9 & 10 are the last two parts, i'll update tommorow! I'm working on another fan fic which you'll see when this is finished!

10-18-2006, 04:00 PM	#31
Invader Bloo Elder Spam Teh Merc with teh Mouth Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Weapon X Posts: 1,268	More daily cheerment brought to you by "Chocolate Milk!"! If you don't like it Cheese done not like you! Really fast-No offense to any Cheese fans who hate choc. milk, brought to you by the "Drink that milk now! God dammit!" association Cheese:I like cereal! I like pah-tah-tahs! I like pigs! I like tacos! I like moldy cheese! Goofball bangs with his feet, head & hands on the door Frankie walks by with a clean shirt on, she hears & laughs! Goofball-....Frannie!? That you!?Leeeeeet meeee ouuuuut.....sobs more..... I'm-a gonna diiiiiiieee-ah! Eurotrish walks by Eurotrish- Hey-a stop-a copying-a me! Goo- Why are youcopying Eurotrish Goof huh,huh,huh,huh,huhuh.huh!? She's sorta cool besides the fact she's foreign & all. I''m trieng to sound racist but she needs to speak perfect english because that's sorta annoying ya know? Goofball pretends his hand is a gun & pretends to shoothimself Goo: What's that mean?Huh,huh,huh,huh,huh? Cheese: IT MEANS nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo.... Goofball:thinking I gotta think why Frankie won't let me out............. He thought while Cheese was still yelling nachos 2 minutes later..... Goofball:thinkingNope can't think of nothing Cheese:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. ...pants....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! In TV room..... Frankie: I miss anything? Bloo:gigiles...Yeah, Cheese was screaming nachos & he just sat there. I think he's half-dead....AH-HAHHAH-HA-HA! Will Gooftard die? Will Goo ever shut up? Why do I keep doing this? Find out in part 8! __________________ JOIN THE CAUSE! Become a Spam Role-Player!

10-18-2006, 05:37 PM	#32
Cassini90125 The Postmaster Love gives you courage that's stronger than anything! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Saturn Posts: 6,651	It's always nice to read a fanfic that relies on good old fashioned psychological torture for it's entertainment value instead of cutting, slash, angst, or hellspawn. There should be a video of this someday. __________________ "Frankie! That weird kid is using a flower pot for a cup!" Sailor Moon. Best Anime EVER.

10-21-2006, 06:53 AM	#33
LaBlooGirl Mac's World in Bloo "What are YOU lookin' at?" Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: crappy New Jersey Posts: 781	It's incredibly funny. ^_^ __________________ ~Ami~ Let your imagination run wild... That's MY Bloo, MINE!! (Avatar piccy belongs to "sperg" of deviantart, sig piccy to "jameson".)

10-22-2006, 05:23 PM	#34
Invader Bloo Elder Spam Teh Merc with teh Mouth Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Weapon X Posts: 1,268	Part 8... Cheese: I like carrots! I like doo doo! I like flowers! I like pots! Meanwhile... Bloo: I got an idea! Bloo rushes off! Frankie: What's he up to? The door opens on TV Bloo: Here you go Cheese...um...PRESENTS! Bloo throws stuff into the room Cheese: Yeeeeees! Cheese runs over to look at his new presents Cheese: Oooh... Chocolate milk! He picked a gallon of chocolate milk, he drank some Goo: Uh-oh! Goofball:What? Goo: He's lactose intolerant, maybe he'll get SUPER puffy or sneeze so hard he'll blow the whole house up or do a SUPER fart! They wait for a while Goo: Your'e not really lactose intolerant are you Cheese? Cheese:Khhhhhhh...no Goo: That's stupid Cheese because you like chocolate milk & you say your'e lactose intolerant but you aren't so you won't be able to drink it, because.....because....because...Um...OOH! They'll think you'll like die then Louise would get sad & angry &...&..&.&...&...um...SUE! Yeah, sue! Goofball felt like killing himself but he was to lazy too. Cheese: OOH! Potatoes! Cheese ran over & pciked up a potato, then he ran over to Gooftard Cheese: I GOT A PO-TAH-TAH! Goofball: Yes...eye twitches...You do Cheese: I GOT A POTAOE! He shoved the potatoe in Gooftard's face Cheese: I LIKE POTATOES! In the TV room... Bloo & Frankie were about to die of laughter Bloo: That was the best idea I've ever had! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Will Bloo get any better ideas? Will Cheese eat the potatoes? Will Gooftard's head explode? Find out in part 9! __________________ JOIN THE CAUSE! Become a Spam Role-Player!

10-23-2006, 06:24 AM	#39
Cassini90125 The Postmaster Love gives you courage that's stronger than anything! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Saturn Posts: 6,651	Death is too good for him. He must live, so that he may be wracked with an overwhelming sense of guilt and shame for the rest of his miserable life. __________________ "Frankie! That weird kid is using a flower pot for a cup!" Sailor Moon. Best Anime EVER.

10-22-2006, 08:27 PM	#36
Bloo2daMacs Banned THE REFORMER... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The Spam Board Posts: 910	I keep on checking to see if this fic is updated, because let me tell ya, IT'S HILARIOUS!! keep it up

10-24-2006, 06:56 PM	#40
Invader Bloo Elder Spam Teh Merc with teh Mouth Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Weapon X Posts: 1,268	Cassini dosen't have a problem with it. He's too busy imagining that Cheese would say Doo doo. J/K! Part 9 & 10 are the last two parts, i'll update tommorow! I'm working on another fan fic which you'll see when this is finished! __________________ JOIN THE CAUSE! Become a Spam Role-Player!