what if the characters were animals?

[pitbulllady]

Duchess-An African Orchid Mantis(Google on those and see if it doesn't look like her!)-looks AND attitude

Eduardo-he's already more or less a bovine, isn't he? For some reason, "Ferdinand" comes to mind.

Coco-one of those African Crowned Cranes; she's already part tropical bird.

Bloo-one of those whiny, yappy, irritating, spoiled little dogs that Caesar Milan REALLY needs to meet

Cheese-My cat, "Peanut Head"-not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Chris-My OTHER cat, "Marvin", the second-dullest utensil in the drawer

Ivan-A Chihuahua, typical life support system for a nervous breakdown and a perpetual panic attack

Peanut Butter-my sister's Pot-Bellied HOG-a slob who isn't worried about much of anything

Wilt-I know this sounds crazy to people who only "know" Pit Bulls from the news media, but Wilt is 100% American Pit Bull Terrier! He's loyal, he's sweet and affectionate, he is sensitive and gets his feelings hurt easily by those he cares about, he's protective, but he's also very competitive and determined, and when his limits of emotional stability are breached, he can also be unpredictable and possibly a danger at some point(after that fall down the stairs, Mr. Herriman might tend to agree).

pitbulllady