Favorite movie quotes

[Mr. Marshmallow]

I know this is a Pg forum so to speak, but I can't help but post this:

"And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh** he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh**. Where's the Tylenol?" Chevy Chase, Christmas vacation.

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" John Belushi, Animal House.

"Don't take sh** from anyone, least of all yourself" Billy Bob Thorton, Bad Santa.

"Did you see anything"
"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again" Col. Sanders and Darth Helmet, Space Balls.

"This is a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, it has killed a king, and changed the history of Europe. If anything happens to my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass." Antoine, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo.

"Wait a minute! Wait. Wait. I'm having a thought. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'm going to have a thought. It's coming. It's coming... It's gone." Big Boy, Dick Tracy.