Dear Sparky - Never Forgotten: a Foster's Home Community

Ditchy McAbandonpants · 05-18-2008, 05:55 PM

You know, I'm going to go against the grain here, and say that I wholeheartedly agree with this anonymous kook. The only reason we're criticizing him is because we know he's right; he's right about Sparky, about Foster's, about us all. What lies we've been living! What a sham it's all been!

Thank goodness, then, for "videowhammer", who has opened my eyes with his wise and utterly unsought counsel. His blunt retort, incorrectly punctuated and partially censored though it was, managed to convey more truth in its concise eleven-word, fifteen-syllable length than most men express in a lifetime; thanks to this flash of clarity from an anonymous source who no-one either knows or respects, I now feel that I can comfortably renounce my childish ways and go on to live as rich and full a life as "videowhammer" undoubtedly does. Farewell, my friends; I hope that you can one day find the peace that I have.

Hallelujah!

05-18-2008, 05:55 PM	#27
Ditchy McAbandonpants At Home Sorry, you must have me confused with some other Harrier jet. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Here, there and everywhere Posts: 191	You know, I'm going to go against the grain here, and say that I wholeheartedly agree with this anonymous kook. The only reason we're criticizing him is because we know he's right; he's right about Sparky, about Foster's, about us all. What lies we've been living! What a sham it's all been! Thank goodness, then, for "videowhammer", who has opened my eyes with his wise and utterly unsought counsel. His blunt retort, incorrectly punctuated and partially censored though it was, managed to convey more truth in its concise eleven-word, fifteen-syllable length than most men express in a lifetime; thanks to this flash of clarity from an anonymous source who no-one either knows or respects, I now feel that I can comfortably renounce my childish ways and go on to live as rich and full a life as "videowhammer" undoubtedly does. Farewell, my friends; I hope that you can one day find the peace that I have. Hallelujah! __________________ Well, well, well; if it isn't... Ditchy McAbandonpants "Is not dead, despite all external indications suggesting otherwise."