Stuff You Shouldn't Do

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I wanted to start off this thread becuase we were beginning to go off topic in the flaming computers topic, so...

Things that are incredibly awesome but should never be done, attempted to be done or even thought about:

Wrapping a coconut in fiberglass cloth and then curing the fiberglass into a hard shell and microwaving the entire thign for ten minutes. It will make the coconut and the mircowave explode and imbed microwave chunks in your neighbor's kitchen walls (becuase you wound't be doing this in you ouwn home, now would you?)

Microwaving eggs gives you a lesser but equavalent explosion.

Apples will pop and fizz when microwaved.

If you use a bicycle pump to pump a two or three liter bottle filled halfway with water up to fourty or fifty PSI it goes really far up. You can put rotten fruit on top and on a good day you can get it out of sight.

If you get someone really strong you can explode a three-liter bottle, which will scare the crap out of anyone nearby.

We did this by accident at the pool one day. There's this playground clearing that's hidden from view by a line of treees, and we were launching bottle rockets, volleyballs, etc, this way, when we overpumped a bottle and it exploded. Man did we confuse the lifeguards...

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS, EVER. And I never mentioned any of it. *shifty eyes*