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Partymember · 12-12-2006, 02:56 PM

Alright, i assume y'all know the major-general song from Pirates of Penzance, yes? well, i made a satirical one about Communism! Great success!

?Marxist-Proletarian Song?

I am the very model of a Marxist-Proletarian,
I?ve information Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian,
I know the very brand of Trotsky?s eyeglass spectacles,
And can correct the paper in matters dialectical.
I know the executions in Bolivia of ?67,
And I scoff at preconceptions of Hell, Limbo, and Heaven.
About the Revolution I?m teeming with a lot of news,
With reassuring facts about the treatment of our native Jews.
I posses great skill at organizing labor strikes,
I know the proper methods to sabotage old Holland?s dikes.
In short, in matters Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian,
I am the very model of a Marxist-Proletarian.
I heard the tales of the storming of the Palace Winter,
I answer questions all about the Bolshie-Menshie splinter.
I quote with earnest all the works of Karl Marx,
And when in Colombia I support the fighting FARC?s
I can tell a Country Joe from the lyrics of Miss Joan Baez,
And I know in Volunteers everything that Marty says.
Then I can grab my guitar and strum us up some Bob Dylan,
And recall a sung lament of the Eastern Front?s red killin?!
I can tell you every detail of the Khmer Saloth Sarr,
And relay the tales of Uncle Ho in the Orient afar:
In short in matters Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian,
I am the very model of a Marxist Proletarian.
In fact when I can build a proper Molotov,
When I can tell at sight the Enfield from Kalashnikov,
When such affairs as ambush tactics I?m more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by ?proletariat,?
When I have learnt the innards of a shoulder-fired Stinger,
When I know more of stitches than a CEO at Singer,
In short, when I?ve clocked hours in the Ministry of Agitprop,
You?ll say a better Communist never made it to the top.
For though in fields sociopolitical we never do it right,
We?ve given pig-dogs from Tijuana to Tibet a fight,
But still in matters Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian,
I am the very model of a Marxist-Proletarian.

well? Funny or wierd?

12-12-2006, 02:56 PM	#1
Partymember super-scientist GO TEAM VENTURE! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lake George Posts: 1,500	I wrote a song! Alright, i assume y'all know the major-general song from Pirates of Penzance, yes? well, i made a satirical one about Communism! Great success! ?Marxist-Proletarian Song? I am the very model of a Marxist-Proletarian, I?ve information Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian, I know the very brand of Trotsky?s eyeglass spectacles, And can correct the paper in matters dialectical. I know the executions in Bolivia of ?67, And I scoff at preconceptions of Hell, Limbo, and Heaven. About the Revolution I?m teeming with a lot of news, With reassuring facts about the treatment of our native Jews. I posses great skill at organizing labor strikes, I know the proper methods to sabotage old Holland?s dikes. In short, in matters Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian, I am the very model of a Marxist-Proletarian. I heard the tales of the storming of the Palace Winter, I answer questions all about the Bolshie-Menshie splinter. I quote with earnest all the works of Karl Marx, And when in Colombia I support the fighting FARC?s I can tell a Country Joe from the lyrics of Miss Joan Baez, And I know in Volunteers everything that Marty says. Then I can grab my guitar and strum us up some Bob Dylan, And recall a sung lament of the Eastern Front?s red killin?! I can tell you every detail of the Khmer Saloth Sarr, And relay the tales of Uncle Ho in the Orient afar: In short in matters Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian, I am the very model of a Marxist Proletarian. In fact when I can build a proper Molotov, When I can tell at sight the Enfield from Kalashnikov, When such affairs as ambush tactics I?m more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by ?proletariat,? When I have learnt the innards of a shoulder-fired Stinger, When I know more of stitches than a CEO at Singer, In short, when I?ve clocked hours in the Ministry of Agitprop, You?ll say a better Communist never made it to the top. For though in fields sociopolitical we never do it right, We?ve given pig-dogs from Tijuana to Tibet a fight, But still in matters Leftist, Maoist, and Guevarian, I am the very model of a Marxist-Proletarian. well? Funny or wierd? __________________ Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?