C'mon down to South Park!

[Imaginary Light]

I'm planning on making a Cartman t-shirt that says "Respect mah authoritah!".

I am actually a fan of Kenny, but he's not my favorite (my favorite is Cartman. Yeah, go figue, I love jerks ). I can (surprisingly) actually understand Kenny sometimes. Last night I was watching some episodes on my DVDs with my brother, and Kenny said something (that I will not type here, because it's completely unacceptable ), and my brother asked me what he said and I told him, word for word.

Are you serious, Emma? That's what people write when they write fanfics for South Park?! Blah, the only reason I don't know this is because I've been staying faaaar away from fanfiction.net for a while. I mean, why would someone write a fic where everyone is slitting their wrists and being all emo for something like South Park (unless it was being done as a joke)? It makes me weep. See?: