So, how's life at school? - Page 47 - Never Forgotten: a Foster's Home Community

Prutnick · 05-23-2008, 01:15 PM

My schoolyear ends on 20th on June. Subtract the last week, when nobody comes to school, and I have only 3 more weeks of studying! Good thing is I have a very good situation at everything and don't need to work my head off, unlike some of my colleagues. This year was tiring, very tiring for me. How joy it ends in a month!

some guy you dont know · 05-24-2008, 06:56 AM

4 days of finals, then summer.

Hooray for me.

although i hate finals, like alot.

Ridureyu · 05-25-2008, 11:11 PM

While converting a guest room into an office, I found an old gem that I had preserved.

When I was pursuing my undergraduate degree, there was a professor named Dr. Brian Morley. Dr. Morley was an awesome teacher, but I noticed every time that he went home he would carry a HUGE stack of papers, obviously more than a single man could grade. Now, all of the significant essays and homework projects received meticulous grading, but the smaller 2-page papers in each class? People became suspicious that perhaps he did not really read them. And so, I was drafted to find out.

Now you see, most people stick "hidden" text into their papers, like, "if you read this, I will buy you a coffee." Not me! I wanted to go for the gold, to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt whether Dr. Morley reads all of his papers!

And so, I wrote a normal 2-page essay, and added a third page like so:

If you are having trouble reading that, it is:
MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
1: Tie up Dr. Morley
2: Distract Mormons with Tied Up Dr. Morley
3: Steal Golden Plates from Mormons
4: Trade Golden Plates for Cheese
5: Give Cheese to the U.N.
6: Take Over World

When I got my paper back, the grade was as follows:

And thus, Part 2 of the experiment: I showed him the paper. Dr. Morley laughed so hard that he bent backwards into an L-shape. From that day forward, every paper of mine that he graded had extra comments involving the text. I miss being in his classes.

Lynnie · 05-26-2008, 05:23 PM

I really can't say it better than that. Yup. Don't ever stop being you, Rid. EVER!! Thank you again for brightening my day with a heartfelt laugh!

Wendi · 05-26-2008, 10:54 PM

I graduated on the 23rd!!

)

It feels weird though. Next stop: College.

))

INSANE!

Ridureyu · 05-27-2008, 12:23 AM

Enjoy college! Once you fit into the college groove, you'll do fine.

Nyo · 05-27-2008, 03:41 PM

I hatehatehate teachers that breath down your neck.

Science Teacher, you fail at life.

BluebottleFlyer · 05-27-2008, 03:59 PM

Those who are graduating very soon, I wish you best of luck with it all...sometimes I wish I was still at school, to be honest. Maybe in some ways it was easier then...

Partymember · 05-27-2008, 04:42 PM

we got about three or four weeks left. I've got stupid amounts of homework to do between now and then.

LAME!

Ridureyu · 06-12-2008, 03:59 PM

Update!

Jared Von Hindman is awesome.

http://headinjurytheater.com/strange.htm

05-24-2008, 06:56 AM	#462
some guy you dont know Just a Poor Boy Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: some building in some city of some state in some country. Posts: 826	4 days of finals, then summer. Hooray for me. although i hate finals, like alot. __________________ I just became a member of a club known as the bumbling fools Botching the game and the best things in life is the motto and the rule

05-25-2008, 11:11 PM	#463
Ridureyu Permanent Resident Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 428	While converting a guest room into an office, I found an old gem that I had preserved. When I was pursuing my undergraduate degree, there was a professor named Dr. Brian Morley. Dr. Morley was an awesome teacher, but I noticed every time that he went home he would carry a HUGE stack of papers, obviously more than a single man could grade. Now, all of the significant essays and homework projects received meticulous grading, but the smaller 2-page papers in each class? People became suspicious that perhaps he did not really read them. And so, I was drafted to find out. Now you see, most people stick "hidden" text into their papers, like, "if you read this, I will buy you a coffee." Not me! I wanted to go for the gold, to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt whether Dr. Morley reads all of his papers! And so, I wrote a normal 2-page essay, and added a third page like so: If you are having trouble reading that, it is: MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 1: Tie up Dr. Morley 2: Distract Mormons with Tied Up Dr. Morley 3: Steal Golden Plates from Mormons 4: Trade Golden Plates for Cheese 5: Give Cheese to the U.N. 6: Take Over World When I got my paper back, the grade was as follows: And thus, Part 2 of the experiment: I showed him the paper. Dr. Morley laughed so hard that he bent backwards into an L-shape. From that day forward, every paper of mine that he graded had extra comments involving the text. I miss being in his classes. __________________ Last edited by Ridureyu; 05-25-2008 at 11:20 PM.

05-26-2008, 05:23 PM	#464
Lynnie Lady of Brightwood Dream maker, wherever you're going I'm going your way Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Emerald City, in the Evergreen State, where everything is GREEN Posts: 2,419	I really can't say it better than that. Yup. Don't ever stop being you, Rid. EVER!! Thank you again for brightening my day with a heartfelt laugh! __________________ MySpace-Facebook-LiveJournal-Y!Profile-Dragon Cave

05-27-2008, 12:23 AM	#466
Ridureyu Permanent Resident Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 428	Enjoy college! Once you fit into the college groove, you'll do fine. __________________

05-27-2008, 03:41 PM	#467
Nyo Little Miss Awesome Sauce bang! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lala Land, Sexyworld Posts: 697	I hatehatehate teachers that breath down your neck. Science Teacher, you fail at life. __________________

05-23-2008, 01:15 PM	#461
Prutnick Newly Abandoned We must perform a quirkafleeg! Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 37	My schoolyear ends on 20th on June. Subtract the last week, when nobody comes to school, and I have only 3 more weeks of studying! Good thing is I have a very good situation at everything and don't need to work my head off, unlike some of my colleagues. This year was tiring, very tiring for me. How joy it ends in a month!

05-26-2008, 10:54 PM	#465
Wendi sup B) lol hay sir. Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 132	I graduated on the 23rd!! ) It feels weird though. Next stop: College. )) INSANE!

05-27-2008, 03:59 PM	#468
BluebottleFlyer Foster's Legend Bug/monster/snowman/surfer creator at work Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Connecticut, USA (originally from County Durham, UK) Posts: 506	Those who are graduating very soon, I wish you best of luck with it all...sometimes I wish I was still at school, to be honest. Maybe in some ways it was easier then... __________________ "There's no promise of safety on these second-hand wings, but I'm willing to find out what impossible means" ~ "The Melting Point of Wax" - Thrice

05-27-2008, 04:42 PM	#469
Partymember super-scientist GO TEAM VENTURE! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lake George Posts: 1,500	we got about three or four weeks left. I've got stupid amounts of homework to do between now and then. LAME! __________________ Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

06-12-2008, 03:59 PM	#470
Ridureyu Permanent Resident Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 428	Update! Jared Von Hindman is awesome. http://headinjurytheater.com/strange.htm __________________

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