So, how's life at school?

[Cassini90125]

Biology lab. Ah, the memories. Have you had the "joy" of taking apart a frog yet?

[BlooCheese]

Nope! Not yet.

[Cassini90125]

Ah, you're in for a treat! The textbook will show you colorful pictures of all the different organs in a frog's body. You won't ever see any of these organs in the actual frog, however, because frogs don't contain these things; frogs contain only frog glop, which has been proven in countless experiments performed by small children with sharp sticks over thousands of years.

[BlooCheese]

Ah! That's hilarious! Heeheehee!

Speaking of pictures in a textbook, I was flipping through my book the other day and I came across this page that had a piece of paper taped over it. Of course, I wanted to see what was underneath. So I took the paper off and there was a giant, hairy, one-eyed fly staring at me. What a beautiful sight.

[Kzinistzerg]

Originally Posted by Cassini90125

Ah, you're in for a treat! The textbook will show you colorful pictures of all the different organs in a frog's body. You won't ever see any of these organs in the actual frog, however, because frogs don't contain these things; frogs contain only frog glop, which has been proven in countless experiments performed by small children with sharp sticks over thousands of years.

Yes. Also most of the animals you encounter in dissections have this tendency to be filled with glop. ("and this squishy hting is the heart." "it is? I thought those wre the intestines?" "No, that's a starfish gonad.")

Oh, the joy of watchign the guys in yuor class hack a dead pig to pieces and play with hte parts...

[GrimTheLost]

Hopefully you will take apart a sheeps eye or brain. The inside oof the eye looks really cool if the sheep was asleep when it died. And try not to get the fermaldahide(sp?) on you, it destroys the skin.

[BlooCheese]

Ah. I look forward to disecting animals now.

I was flipping through my biology textbook, and I found some more scary pictures hidden by pieces of paper.
The first one was a picture of a person covered with shingles.
The second one was a picture of person covered with smallpox.

[Kzinistzerg]

Meh, that's not that scary. Look at disembowled peapoe if you want a real scare.

[BlooCheese]

Meh. Maybe not scary, but it's kinda gross.
Sorry. Can't find a picture of a disembowled peapoe in my book.

Yay. I had a nosebleed at school today. Everybody thought I was dying or something. It was funny.

[Nyo]

My Language Arts teacher was reading us a story from a book called "13 Scary Ghost Stories". The second Jade saw the cover...well, here's what she said:

Jade: AHHH!!! I don't wanna hear the ghost story! (covers her ears and starts crying loudly)

Ms. Sue (my para): Jade, there's nothing to be scared of. It's a story.

Jade: A scary one!!

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The class was getting really loud and Ms. Kielbasa (the LA teacher) said if we didn't lower our voices, she wouldn't read the story. Jade was obviously pleased, and then this is the straw that broke Ms. Sue's back:

Jade: (to the class) Everybody, be loud and make sure I don't hear the scary story!

The class was howling with laughter at that, and Ms. Sue grabbed Jade's arm and yanked her out of the classroom, and I heard Sure tell Jade that was very rude. Jade had to stay in Mr. Smith (my regular home-room teacher) until the story was over.

The story wasn't even SCARY, it was just STUPID. It was a parody of scary stories thought. It was about a dead bagpipe player trying to steal his bagpipe from the person it belongs too.

My friend Denise went to tell Jade the story was over and Sue had to force her into the classroom. Jade walked in with a pouty face. I noticed that every 6 or 7 seconds she'd dart her eyes around the classroom to make sure that there were no ghosts.

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She. is. a. MORON.