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Foster's Legend
Don't forget to turn left at Greenland
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Cumming GA
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Hotel magnate Leona Helmsley, the self-styled "queen of mean" who died last Monday, left $12 million to her dog Trouble.
Her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, is getting millions as well for watching after Trouble in her absence. Two of her four grandchildren get $5 million provided they visit her gravesite once a year. The other two grandchildren aren't getting squat. Story here.
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Robot Master
I'm a bubble man!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 1,428
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I know that some other people have left their fortunes with a pet of theirs but my question is what happens to the money when the pet passes away?
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: AZ desert
Posts: 1,359
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"I don't pay taxes - the little people do!" - Leona Helmsley during her tax evasion charges. May she burn in ....(you know the rest)!
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The Postmaster
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Love gives you courage that's stronger than anything!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Saturn
Posts: 6,668
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Miserable old battleaxe. My sympathies to her unfortunate heirs; hopefully they didn't inherit her cold heart or her callousness, either.
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Polkameister
FORTY-SEVEN, YES. I MEAN TWO.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Arizona
Posts: 1,873
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There are worthier possible heirs to the $12 million.
Like me, for example. Or, you know, cancer research? Orphanages? Starving children in Iraq? SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A MALTESE DOG? Ugh. I hate people.
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Holy Toledo!
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Where will the dog leave it when it dies? I mean it can't possibly spend it. But then again it hasn't the ability to draw up a will.
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super-scientist
GO TEAM VENTURE!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Lake George
Posts: 1,500
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(sharpening machete) wait...she's already dead? dangit...
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Banned
Zombie Fighters!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Bloo, Bloo Nation
Posts: 302
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I Heard about her the new briefly. It Sounds Weird Giving Dog 12 mil. Dollars.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Northern Britain
Posts: 695
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Surely it would be better for the dog to leave everyone else a fixed annual income for as long as the dog stays alive so everyone has a vested interest in the dog's well-being.
However it could end up like 'Cold Lazarus' with the dog's head attached to a life-support machine to continue it's existence in perpetuity.
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Just a Poor Boy
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why do i have the strange feeling that all rich people are stupid now?
and ive seen alot of what will happen to the cash when the dog dies, but what about while its still alive? maybe the dog will buy a new.. uh.. ok its probably eating it.
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