I had this weird one the other night, I'm not sure on what exact order it all went in, but here it goes. Oh, this is kind of a long one so you may need to take some time. Well anyway....
First, me and Wilt go to church. Then after church, we go to this bar, which is in real life located just on the other side of town. Then after we we hit the bar, then we come home. We get on the computer, online, and we're looking at something when all of the suddon, this dirty ad comes up. I was embarassed and went to click it off, but uhhh...Wilt wanted me to click on it. So I click on it, and all I'm gonna say is that this website was, um....bad....and it got worse after I clicked on the ad. So Wilt, he was actually staring at the screen, mouth wide open, eyes all big, while just staring at this website. He stared at the screen with these eyes
and this mouth
. Then he told me to click on it some more, and before anything else happened, mom starts coming through the door with groceries. So he's freaking out, going "Click it off! Click it off!", and I'm clicking it off, and it goes off JUST as mom comes into the room.
So mom comes over and stands next to me and asks me what me and Wilt were doing. Wilt's eyes were nervously going back and forth from me to mom as we spoke. I say "Nothing.", and she walks away out into the kitchen. So me and Wilt look at eachother and Wilt smiles and says, "Mom will never know!" I just look at him like, "Yeah...
".
So after that, I go outside and my friends want to see me. One girl gives me this book she sas she found, and it was the Grim Reapers manuel. So I take it, and then I walk out in the middle of the street. Now it's nighttime. Me and my aunt are driving in the middle of the road in circles outside my house, mom is just sitting on the neighbors porch watching us. Then my aunt slams on the brakes but they won't work. So I start shouting out the window, asking mom how to do the brakes, then the car stops. My aunt had run over Goo. Then the next thing you know, we're out of the car, everyone's crying, and then Grim comes along to take Goo's soul.
But, I already had a thing for Grim anyway so I flirted with him, using my feminine wiles to persuade him in to resurecting her. But his scythe didin't have enough power to do a resurection, so with the Grim Reapers manuel I talked him through it. It was a weird process. He had to draw these symbols into the ground, connect them, then after he drew the fourth symbol, a yellow ray of light travled from it and hit the little dipper, and then the light travled back down and hit the blade of his scythe, making the scythe glow a little. Grim looked at me with almost a smile and said that there was only one more thing that needed to be done for the scythe to be ready for the resurecting process. I knew what it was, so I smiled and held his hand, and then the scythe glowed even more. So he zapped Goo with the scythe and brought her back to life. Everyone cheered, and then it was daytime again.