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Cassini90125 · 10-06-2006, 11:57 AM

I had this one early this morning, and it's just weird. I dreamed that I was, well, Beavis. Yeah, that Beavis, from the MTV cartoon. Seems that me and Butt-Head were wandering down a dirt road through an open field when we came to a very large, old stone building that turned out to be a psychiatric hospital. We went inside and wandered around, just generally being annoying and disruptive, although most of the people there, all staff members, were smiling as we passed by. Anyway, we get to a conference room full of psychiatrists where one doctor, a 400 pound pompous jerk with a goatee, round glasses and a green sweater, is lecturing the other doctors about who knows what. He turns to me and Butt-Head and orders us to leave. I decide to take him down a notch, so I stick my finger in his fat gut like he was the Pillsbury Doughboy and yelled "Woohoo!" The other doctors think this is hilarious but Doctor Pompous is outraged and yells for security to come and take us away. I tell him, "Security can't stop me," and I pull the back of my shirt up over my head, "for I am The Great Cornholio! Weeeeyaa!" The dream then turns into a chase scene, complete with the music from "Adoptcalypse Now", and Butt-Head and I are running through the building, bumping into people and knocking stuff over. We ran up to the second floor, which looked like a very expensive hotel hallway, argued briefly with a security man about whether or not our clothing was by a famous designer, and slid down the railing of the escalator (which had been a staircase on the way up). Security caught up to us at that point and they shot me with a taser. Well, guess what? It seems that when you hit The Great Cornholio with a taser, he doesn't go down. He just recharges. I yelled "Waaaaaaaakekakekaka!!!", ran down into the basement with Butt-head right behind me, out a hatchway in the back, and then we're wandering off into the sunset on the same dirt road that we started on. "Heh-heh, that was cool," said Butt-Head.

This is the funniest dream I've ever had. I've been giggling about it all day.

10-06-2006, 11:57 AM	#9
Cassini90125 The Postmaster Love gives you courage that's stronger than anything! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Saturn Posts: 6,668	I had this one early this morning, and it's just weird. I dreamed that I was, well, Beavis. Yeah, that Beavis, from the MTV cartoon. Seems that me and Butt-Head were wandering down a dirt road through an open field when we came to a very large, old stone building that turned out to be a psychiatric hospital. We went inside and wandered around, just generally being annoying and disruptive, although most of the people there, all staff members, were smiling as we passed by. Anyway, we get to a conference room full of psychiatrists where one doctor, a 400 pound pompous jerk with a goatee, round glasses and a green sweater, is lecturing the other doctors about who knows what. He turns to me and Butt-Head and orders us to leave. I decide to take him down a notch, so I stick my finger in his fat gut like he was the Pillsbury Doughboy and yelled "Woohoo!" The other doctors think this is hilarious but Doctor Pompous is outraged and yells for security to come and take us away. I tell him, "Security can't stop me," and I pull the back of my shirt up over my head, "for I am The Great Cornholio! Weeeeyaa!" The dream then turns into a chase scene, complete with the music from "Adoptcalypse Now", and Butt-Head and I are running through the building, bumping into people and knocking stuff over. We ran up to the second floor, which looked like a very expensive hotel hallway, argued briefly with a security man about whether or not our clothing was by a famous designer, and slid down the railing of the escalator (which had been a staircase on the way up). Security caught up to us at that point and they shot me with a taser. Well, guess what? It seems that when you hit The Great Cornholio with a taser, he doesn't go down. He just recharges. I yelled "Waaaaaaaakekakekaka!!!", ran down into the basement with Butt-head right behind me, out a hatchway in the back, and then we're wandering off into the sunset on the same dirt road that we started on. "Heh-heh, that was cool," said Butt-Head. This is the funniest dream I've ever had. I've been giggling about it all day. __________________ "Frankie! That weird kid is using a flower pot for a cup!" Sailor Moon. Best Anime EVER.