Ach, today, my colleagues and I were fooling around, and as all went silent again, I said "I pooted.". One of the guys actually fell on the floor laughing at that point
Aaaand I also often mention "But I've been wost since.... Cwistmas!" to my friends (when they tell me I've lost my mind), to which they often reply "Since CWISTMAS?! I mean, Christmas?!".