Here's one I don't think I've mentioned already-
"Next year?? Who knows when
that will be!"
And although I don't think I've said it out loud yet for fear of sounding melodramatic, but when I'm really sorry about something I say inwardly "I'm a single cell paramecium but WORSE! I'm a
zero cell paramecium." When I'm feeling down, it never fails to make me smile anyway.
