[Frankie_4_Prez]

-your favorite cereal becomes Cocoa "pups"
-your favorite beverage becomes cranapple juice boxes
-your favorite cookie becomes triple chocolate chip
-you ask for "suppah" instead of dinner
-your favorite videogame becomes a basketball game
-you install an intercom in your house
-you cover your eyes when entering PINs and passwords
-you try picking up a steak with a spoon just for kicks
-you become an avid paddleball enthusiast
-you say "is that ok" every time you need to say you're sorry
-you write your name in mustard over your sandwiches
-you are scared speechless of overdue fees at the library
-you finally understand that imaginary numbers are, in fact, real in another dimension and begin wondering whether you could adopt one
-you notice significant improvement in your Spanish classes
-you start barking orders with a British accent
-you start wishing hairballs floated around in your house, washing your dishes, folding your clothes and scrubbing your toilet
-you get a metallic alarm clock because you no longer want to touch plastic in the morning
-you start watching the local weather report for fun in your free time