Haha, that's awesome!
I usually don't bother to answer the phone when a telemarketer calls. If it's important, they'll leave a message. I have however thought about doing the "Kathy" line Bloo did in "Bus the Two of Us". "Hello? I'm sorry there's no Mastercard here. I said there's no Mastercard here! Oooohh, YOU'RE Mastercard! Never heard of ya." *hang up*
