Have another one:
I went grocery shopping with my mom on Saturday. When she stopped the truck, at the time a puddle-jumper airplane was flying over our house and my mom asks, "Why is the truck still runn-- Oh, it's an airplane! I thought it was the truck!" Just to be a smart alec, I said, "You broke it!" Then out of NOWHERE: "You ruin chocolate!"
No reaction whatsoever. I really need to say some Cheese quote at a truly random moment just to see if they're even paying attention.
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