Well, in the words of Nicholas Cage in
The Ant Bully, Craznocks. (I'm weird like that. Consider stratching out "Craznocks" and substituting "Crud" if need be...) Guess it's a matter of taking what victories come our way...
I tend to wonder why school's have the 'Net at all, too-- I recently discovered that DA got blocked for "games." 
Huh?