Bloo would be... a stuntman! I mean, he has no spine. It's perfect! Nothing to break!
Mac would be... a teacher! Because he's a very intelligent kid (I mean, he's 8!)
Eduardo would be... a vet! He's like Lenny in Mice and Men, that's why
Wilt would... NOT be a basketball player. No, he'd be one of those Santas at the Mall
Coco would be... a roller-skate waitress at a drive in resturant
Terrence would be... a chef. He might have some unknown talents, and I think that's chef
Jackie Khones would be... an RnB singer. I hate RnB, but he's got it down D
Dutchess would be... a model. Most likely a mannequin in a window of a bad store
Goo would be... a general in the army. XD I think she can get her point across