Okay, look at my username and try to guess...
I'd love to adopt Wilt (
). It's a little like pitbulllady said in her first post on this thread-- there are so many reasons! I'll try to make a brief list:
1.) He's athletic and maybe by adopting him I can get my lazy butt off the couch and learn a sport.
2.) He's sweet. Somehow I get the idea that if I had a really terrible day and came home complaining ("My AP Bio <or AP Lit> class is killer!" "My stupid food lab in home ec didn't turn out right!" "I hate my online correspondence course!" "I hate my job!" etc...), he'd be able to make it all seem less massive.
3.) I'd really like some help with dishes/taking out the garbage. (There's not a lot in my house compared to Foster's, but I still hate doing it...)
4.) Wilt would make a great muse. I write a lot of fanfics, and I think he'd be a good person to run ideas by.
OK, so my reasons are slightly lame, but I love Wilt to death and would love to adopt him! What more reason do I need?
Sorry: Just thought up reason #5:
5.) He can dance. I'm a hopeless romantic and am dying to slow dance with a guy I like to "Wait for You" by Elliott Yamin. Why not Wilt? (I once had a dream about that-- we were slow dancing in my grandma's living room in a little tiny circle. It was weird-- I had my arms wrapped around his neck and shoulders, clinging on for dear life and my leg are dangling several feet above the floor, and he's holding on to my body with his single arm and it's so romantic I thought I would burst.) Thanks to xxxClaire for pointing that out!