[jekylljuice]

I'm actually rather taken with the fantasy of becoming one of those eccentric billionaires who dies and leaves the entire estate to their pet guinea pig.

But then I do wonder what a vulnerable creature with no real concept of money in the first place is actually going to gain from having all that wealth handed directly to them...if anything, it puts a price on their head for whichever human hier is expected to gain the money after their own passing (I assume their owner had to specify in the case of such an event?). Anyone remember the Aristocats?

I certainly hope this brother of hers is trustworthy.