Bump!
Hmm, this may take some thinking. Let's pretend I'm a kagillionaire.
I already know what I'd get Frankie. A year's worth of maid service so Herriman can order someone else around for once, back stage passes to her favorite bands, and an all expenses paid vacation to Europe.
For that little blue goof named Blooregard, a gift card for an all-you-can-eat buffet where he can gorge himself within an inch of his life without hurting anyone else, his very own scribble so he can be "mean" to someone without hurting anyone's feelings, and a computer so he'll never be boooooorrrreeeeddd again.
For dear Mac, season passes to the Ice Charades, the WWE, and Monster Trucks, a million dollars for him to invest as he sees fit (he's smart, I trust him with it), and an all expenses paid vacation to Europe with his best buddy Bloo.
For our favorite nice guy Wilt, a paid for facial reconstruction including a new eye (if he'll want it), a photo shoot with a classy photographer in which his head and great smile will be in EVERY shot, and an all expenses paid vacation to Europe.
For the "Pollo Torro" Ed, a pet puppy, a lifelong supply of insect repellant, and an all expenses paid vacation to Europe, including his own private plane to make room for all his beanie baggies.
Coco cococo Coco, cococo co coco cococo coco. Co, coco co cocococo co coco. Cocococo co coco coco. Coco co. *Translation- a variety of floor lamps, a membership to a ladies book club (for the friendships and culture), and an all expenses paid vacation to Europe.
For old fashioned Mr. H, a lifetime supply of carrots, a membership to a fitness club (he really needs to get more exercise!)(especially if he eats all those carrots!), and an all expenses paid vacation to Colonial Williamsburg.
For little ol' Madame F., a lifetime supply of non-altered pudding, a jet pack, and an all expenses paid vacation to visit the Zambini Tribe (No, NOT Europe!)
And for Goo, two years paid tuition to a finishing school, and for Cheese, a tutor for Louise so she'll become more educated and give him more attention.
And.................that's it.
