Movie critics tick me off.
I go to the movies every week more or less, and every time I read the movie reviews in the paper the critics continue to bash, trash, and verbally crucify any movie I might even remotely like or be interested in and spend 3 or 4 paragraphs telling everyone how miserable and crappy the film is.
Horror movies, sci-fi movies, even a movie that people generally agree is a good film, critics take a big fat crap on quality movies and don't give them any kind of credit. Movie critics constantly remind us that were all stupid, ignorant cavemen who like simple minded movies and lack the cinematic sophistication of their tastes.
Like that dealer told David Spade in "Tommy boy": your a smug, unhappy man and you treat people like they were idiots! Critics act like were the morons by seeing movies they don't agree with, and the only films they bother giving 4 stars or good ratings are foreign, fancy, limited theater films that no one has ever heard of.
They'll rank thousands of raving reviews and get butt loads of oscars and awards, and every normal person will be left scratching their heads because they never heard of these films. And any film the average movie goer does want to see will never be up at the oscars, because apparently our tastes are viewed just like critics view us: ignorant trash.
Last edited by Mr. Marshmallow; 06-08-2007 at 11:29 PM.
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