[One Radical Dude]

Originally Posted by Ditchy McAbandonpants

Ooookay, for a second there I thought that this meant that Michael Jackson was buying the rights to the Popeye theme tune so that he could release a cover of it.

"I'm strong to the finish (girl...), 'cos I eats me spinach (eee-heee!), I'm Popeye the Sailor Man(ow!)!"
*grabs crotch, starts moonwalking*

...actually, that would be ace, I'd buy that.

Hah hah, oh, my! I could imagine hearing something like that.