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pitbulllady · 08-31-2006, 02:18 AM

I microwaved a dead rat once.

OK, let me explain that one...I have snakes, see? I buy pre-killed, frozen rodents to feed them, and like most of us, I sometimes suffer from a lack of patience. I am a product of the modern age, and I don't like it when things take forever...things, like, oh, the thawing-out process of a large dead rodent. Sooooo....I decided that I would expedite this process by sticking it in the microwave, just for a few seconds, you know. Hey, it works with hamburger and chicken, why not a rat? Meat is meat, right?

WRONG! Remember that scene in the movie Gremlins when the mom microwaves the Gremlin? It was a lot like that, only worse.

So, I can definitively add microwaving dead rats as one of the things you just should NOT DO!

pitbulllady

08-31-2006, 02:18 AM	#7
pitbulllady Co-Administrator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 2,276	I microwaved a dead rat once. OK, let me explain that one...I have snakes, see? I buy pre-killed, frozen rodents to feed them, and like most of us, I sometimes suffer from a lack of patience. I am a product of the modern age, and I don't like it when things take forever...things, like, oh, the thawing-out process of a large dead rodent. Sooooo....I decided that I would expedite this process by sticking it in the microwave, just for a few seconds, you know. Hey, it works with hamburger and chicken, why not a rat? Meat is meat, right? WRONG! Remember that scene in the movie Gremlins when the mom microwaves the Gremlin? It was a lot like that, only worse. So, I can definitively add microwaving dead rats as one of the things you just should NOT DO! pitbulllady