Ahh... about the egg thing- when I was in sixth grade, I had Home Ec for a semester. They showed us this video about microwaving. It was extremely low-budget, so they used the same actors over and over. Therefore, a teenage boy was "a new father making eggs for his baby".
The idiot put it in the microwave (and, of course, it was an 80's microwace), and the egg exploded and took off the door of the microwave. We all cracked up.
-Marty
