[Starsky]

Originally Posted by Mr. Marshmallow

"I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth other than Oh no, I'm dying, there's a bright light, but wait a minute, this is wrong, I'm in hell! Hitler, Musollini... Captain Kangaroo? That's not right"

That entire episode is hysterical.

Cox: Fine, I'm gonna go ahead and tell ya how it ends. Dr. Phil says "And how. Is that workin' out. For you." And the big fat lady cries. WAH. All right, I'm sure you're wondering why I accepted the position of residency director considering my disdain for, well... all of you. Is it the extra four dollars a week in my paycheck? Or is it the fact that I finally have a chance to make a difference in this god-forsaken hell-hole? It's all about the four dollars, trust me. And seeing as my money is contingent on you lemmings actually doing your jobs, I'd say that now's a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work so that I can continue to afford the antidepressants that keep me so damn jolly. Ha-ha-ha-ha! GO!

Kelso: If your grandmother were here, wouldn't you want her doctor to spend as much time with her as he does with anyone else?
J.D.: Grandma Dorian, or Nana Hobbes? Because Nana Hobbes can be an eensy bit racist.
Kelso: Grandma Dorian.
J.D.: She's dead.

Kelso: Perry, the fact that these residents are spending most of their time buzzing around that one patient makes me think that you told them to disobey a direct order from me.
Cox: Bob Kelso, that's just not true. Here, I told them to disregard all direct orders from you.

Kelso: Dr. Cox knows it too, although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.
J.D.: Sir, I don't think that's true.
Kelso: Perry! It's hotter than hell in here!
Cox: Freezing!
Kelso: Great coffee, though!
Cox: Rat piss!
Kelso: Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!
Cox: No, Bob. In fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with.

J.D.: Danni, we need to move on! No more thinking about our exes; no more waiting for the phone to ring; no more stealing her purse just so you can return it later in the hopes that she'll be so grateful she'll use the money recovered to buy you a drink and maybe have sex with you after.
Danni: Did that work?
J.D.: I stole the wrong purse... And yes!

Cox: Oh, Angela!
J.D. (to a nearby girl): Oh, I think he means me, Angela.

Kelso: Don't get me wrong, you had me worried there was gonna be a bunch of young Dr. Coxes roaming the halls, calling me "Bobbo", shaving my genitals when I pass out at the Christmas party...
Cox: Tradition is tradition, Bob.
Kelso: Yeah... Then I remembered that you've been here over ten years, and there's not a single disciple of yours to be found. And you know why?
Cox: You told 'em this exact same story and bored 'em to death?

J.D.'s Narration: No one knew her last name, no one remembered seeing her. I started to wonder if Danni was even real. I guess that's the thing about life. You don't really-
Danni: Hey, J.D.
J.D.: Excuse me!
J.D.'s Narration: -you don't really get many second chances.