"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt" - Jack Sparrow (POTC: Dead Man's chest)
"Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of idiot. Which you f***ing are!" - Perry and Harry (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
"Talking money"
"A talking monkey?"
"Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus"" Same from above (same from above).
"Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence" - Ricky Bobby (Talldega Nights)
"Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?"
"Warms the s**t out of my cockles" - Pat Greer and Alan Seitz (Big Trobule)
"I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own d***s with both hands" - Arthur Herk (Big Trouble)
"There's doctor Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever"
"He's pissing into the wind! How brilliant can he be?" - Janice Higgins and Russell Franklin (Deep Blue Sea)
Last edited by Mr. Marshmallow; 12-20-2006 at 07:31 PM.
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