They had the nerve to title the article "Everything's better with Cheese"?
Golly, wouldn't it be great if in the game you had to chase Cheese through a minefield while he runs around screaming "Gottagogottagogottago!", and if you survive and manage to catch him he tells you a
secret code that you can use to unlock new powers and stuff?
I'm going to be shot for suggesting this, aren't I?
