Do you suffer from the One of Us Syndrome?
 

We are ALL unhealthily obsessed with Wilt, or atleast most of us. If you have a few of these signs, you may be considred a Fangirl. If you have most of these signs, you may be cosidred Obsessed. If you have ALL of these signs, you may be considred One of Us!

Here are the signs and symtoms the One of Us Syndrome:

1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt
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3. Wanting to have his kids
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above :rolleyes:
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5. Dreams of him
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!"
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie
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9. Draws Wilt everyday
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.

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As far as I'm conserned, I'm in the One of Us catagory. Are you One of Us?
Oh, and feel free to figure if you're obsessed with any other character too, like the way we ladies are with Wilt, if you're into someone else, like Frankie for the fanboys, or whatever. Like for example, instead of Wilt, it could be Frankie, Bloo, whoever. I just chose to do Wilt since he's the most popular amongst the boards.

Probably not within the "One of Us" category, but I've found myself actually trying to learn more about basketball and catching one game in campus. That's a first for me. I hate sports. :3 Converse shoes are also the only type of footwear I keep thinking about now, lol.

I'm definately in the One of Us category, with the exception of wanting to have ANYONE'S kids! I teach school and have to put up with kids all day, many of whom make that little red-headed girl in House of Bloos look like Shirley Temple, and I am well into my forties, and the thought of dealing with a teenager when I'm in my SIXTIES does not appeal to me at all, sorry!

Yes, I catch myself watching basketball and keeping up with(somewhat)NBA scores, etc., even though I'm so not a sports person. And I would just about kill for a pair of high-top black-and-white Converse sneakers, which I have had long ago, and I know that they are really comfortable, but sadly I am not allowed to wear them to work(teachers cannot wear sneakers in our district, except for PE teachers or coaches). I cannot sew in any capacity, and cannot make my own plushies, but with the one I was given, I don't need to, since that Wilt plushie is the best anywhere, anyway! I do create Wilt fanart, though, when I can find time.

pitbulllady

1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt: Yepper. XD
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt: No. I'd prefer him to stay single.
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3. Wanting to have his kids: No way. I don't WANT kids.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above: O.O;; I'm too young for that sorta thing...
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5. Dreams of him: Depends on what I ate before bed. XD
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!": I laughed heartily when he first danced, but I didn't do that.
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before: Hey, I only did that once, on the pilot.
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie: Nope. I'm too chicken to. XD
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9. Draws Wilt everyday: So what??
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him: I think about him, not talk, especially in public.
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it: Um, since kindergarden, I always thought Basketball was my favorite sport, and I wasn't too bad at it either, if PEOPLE WOULD JUST PASS ME THE **** BALL!
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt: nah, just a poem/song.
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.: My "imaginary friend" was a green yoshi named "Yoshi", that I forgot about after three days. XD

I'm not sure where I am in this. XD

I will give the glory of being the biggest Wilt fangirl to someone else, because Wilt, as much as he rocks, doesn't spark me like that.

(*the entire forum bands together and shoots Marty*)

Actually, at a dance last year, I slow danced with "my imaginary boyfriend who is way taller than me".

Guess who I was thinking of? :D

My one cousin occasionally refers to me as "Wilt" because I apologize nonstop (I flip out if I don't please someone... except when I 'm writing, when I'm all, "Too bad if you don't like my work").

I must admit that I ADORE Converse, and currently own a pair of hot pink hightops and a pair of black and hot pink velour ones... Which really isn't a lot, but it's a start!!!
-Marty 8-)

I'm a total Bloo fangirl, although for some reason being a fangirl of a fictional character never actually involves romantic attraction for me. Fangirl just means something different to me, I guess.

1. Thinking of nobody else but Wilt
Well, I do think about other people...But Wilt dominates most of the time. XD
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2.Wanting to marry Wilt
I don't think I'll ever get married...
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3. Wanting to have his kids
O.o No. Prob'ly won't get married, prob'ly won't have kids.
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4. Wanting to....well, you know, as I put it just above
NO. I don't think that way about ANYONE. I'm 15!
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5. Dreams of him
Heh, yes. I have. He pops in random dreams all the time.
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6. When seeing him dance on TV, you go "OMGILOVEYOUSOOOMUUUCHOMG!"
I don't say it, but in my mind I go "EEEEEE!"
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7. Jumps through the house like a psycho and squeals when he's on TV, no matter how many times you've seen the episode before
No, but I squeal sometimes. ^^
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8. Makes a Wilt plushie
If I had the talent, I probably would.
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9. Draws Wilt everyday
No. I don't really have the time to. I do doodle him occaisionally, though.
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10. Not a SINGLE day goes by without you talking about him
Most days I talk about him, but I do everyday think about him.
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11. You watch basketball soley because he's into basketball and plays it
I don't watch much TV(except cartoons when I'm babysitting or at a friend's house), but if it were on, I'd probably watch it.
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12. Makes up songs about Wilt
Um, not songs...But me and my friend have random WILT! attacks where we spaz out and scream WILT! XD
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13. Has Wilt as you're imaginary boyfriend, for real.
Not boyfriend, but he is one of my imaginary friends.


So...What am I?

Ah! I totally agree with you. Except I'm a Bloo and Mac fangirl. But I do draw them everywhere--on my homework, on my friend's homework, on my sister's homework, on my math book so the kid who uses it next will meet Bloo...But they always look like they were done by a caveman.

Don't worry, mine look like they were done by drunken cavemen.

I managed to answer no to every one of those. Guess I'm not then...

Yeah, I too would love to have a pair of those high top Converse shoes! By the way, how do you guys know he wears Converse? Is it cause he plays basketball, or is it because they look like Converse's? Just curious.