2008 Golden Raspberry "winners"
 

Here's who is taking home (if they choose) that $4 trophy for cinematic stinkiness, as announced today at a ceremony in Santa Monica:

Worst Picture: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Actor: Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Worst Actress: (tie) Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota), I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Supporting Actress: Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia), Norbit
Worst Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong), Norbit
Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan (as the Yang to her own Yin), I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Remake Or Ripoff: I Know Who Killed Me (ripoff of Hostel, Saw, and The Patty Duke Show)
Worst Prequel or Sequel: Daddy Day Camp
Worst Director: Chris Shiverston, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Screenplay: Jeffrey Hammond, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Excuse For A Horror Movie: I Know Who Killed Me

Looks like Eddie and Lindsay had a "great" night. 8D

Hey, those movies won't be on pay-per-view. They're going to be on pay-per-YOU.

That means they'll pay you to see it whether you like it or nor, right Ccook?

Bingo.

In a related item, Larry the Cable Guy's new movie Witless Protection has flatlined at RottenTomatoes.com with a Tomatometer score of 0%.

No surprises there.

And at just about $500 per screen, well worth the flatline. I didn't even bother to see a review in the papers here this weekend. I guess that's how bad this film is.

I SMELL RAZZIES!

Why didn't Alvin and the Chipmunks win anything?

If you want a good indication of who'll be nominated for next year's Razzies, watch the trailer for Uwe Boll's Far Cry! 8D

A couple of weeks back, Zap2It had a review for a Paris Hilton film that should get a Razzie for the title alone: The Hottie And The Nottie.