Signs you've watched way less Foster's than you should!
 

You all probably have seen the previous thread about signs of watching to much Fosters. Well, this is the opposite. What are the signes of to little Foster's watching?

Like when someone corrects you with the words: "Haha, you misspelled the color blue. It's B L U E, not Bloo you idiot!!!

But...if you're spelling "blue" "bloo" then it sounds like you're watching too much Foster's, not too little...

When you name your pet bird Coco, your friend goes, "Just like on Foster's!!!" And you just look at them like they've got a couple of screws loose. :terrconf:

When someone says "Blooregard Q. Kazoo" and you correct them by saying, "No, it's just Bloo.. Who the hell is Blooregard Q. Kazoo?"

You haven't seen anywhere NEAR enough Foster's if you think that Wilt is "Mr. Crab" from "Spongebob Squarepants"! I actually had a kid say that about my Wilt doll, who was in the passenger seat of my Studebaker, while we were at a classic car/hot rod show, and his GRANDMOTHER was the one who set him straight and told him, "No, dear, that's Wilt from 'Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends', not Mr. Crab!"

pitbulllady

Yeah, because Wilt is ANYTHING but greedy for money. =P

1) You fail to pick up on Mr. Herriman's status as an anthropomorphic rabbit and instead mistake him for an anthropomorphic bloodhound.

2) You spend endless time pondering whether or not the imaginary friends are visible to everyone, or only to a select group of people.

3) You assume that Frankie and Madame Foster are blood relatives of Mac.


All points that I was guilty of during my first ever viewing of Foster's, I'm ashamed to say, but I got better.

Slightly off topic, but I'm picturing Wilt. Now I'm picturing Mr. Krabs. Now I'm picturing them side-by-side. They look NOTHING alike other than the fact that they're red and their eyes stick up above their head. (That's all the resemblence I see.)

Back on topic... You see a brightly colored bus driving down the street and go, "Are those people insane? Who in the world would drive that thing in public?"

Great example!

Thanks.

When you hear people talking about someone named Wilt who only has one arm, you go, "Uh... hate to break this to you, but Wilt Chamberlain had both arms."