If they had jobs, what would they be?
 

Bloo would be a little con-artist, frod, ripoff sales man. Just picture his commercial, a spoof off of Oxy Clean. "Hi, Blooregard Q. Kazoo here! Buy my Clean Linnen, wich was invented by me, inspired by me, and is worth every penny like me. Just pay thiry five eeaasy payments of only 100,000 dollers. So PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSEEE, buy my Clean Linnen!".

Coco, I bet she could be anything. But I have my mind set on her being a receptionest (I know that might not spelled right). Just picture it, Coco on the phone while filing her toenails, talking to a patient. "Cocococococo? Co? COCOCOCO CO! (slams up phone)".

And ahhhh, Wilt. He would be good at anything. But ladies, what if here were you're docter?

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I can picture Mac being a teacher or child psychologist. He'd be a good child psych. He would be the few child psych's, if not the only one, who would understand the children who were brought to him because of still having IF's, or having them at all. He'd know where they were coming from. He'd tell them that it was okay, to keep their IF's forever, he had Bloo once when he was their age and still does even in adult years, ect, ect....

I haven't thought about all the others that much to give my idea on them.

I have a few ideas:

Wilt: gym coach/P.E. teacher
Mr. Herriman: burucrat
Terrence: waste disposal i.e. garbageman
Coco: D.M.V. instructor
Eduardo: nightclub bouncer
Cheese: science test subject
Goo: artist
Cy: tailor
Red: gardner

I see Bloo as a telemarketer or the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

Wilt would be great in the Big Brother program, although that doesn't really pay well.

Coco would certianly be a motivational speaker.

Eduardo...hmm...I can't see Eduardo being in any line of work.

Mac would certainly fit as a teacher, but I could also see him falling into an Office Space-esque position. It happens to a lot of people.

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Telemarketer? Yeah... no, see, has anyone here been to Utica, New York? Their salespeople... oh, my god. Utica car commercials are soooooo..... wow, just wow, perfect for Bloo. Utica's about an hour east of Syracuse, if that helps. Smack dab in the middle of nowhere.

Mac, I think, would get stuck in an Office-Space-like job just because he'd be too nice to not get it. And then one day someone accidentially slips sugar into his lunch and wham! I can completely see him at work, getting visited by Bloo (who we know has to idea when he's not supposed to be there) and trying to cover it up... We already know Mac can snap though, it would be interesting to watch.

Frankie would make a great child psychologist; in fact, I have a feeling THAT's the very college degree she has. It would explain why she has such a way with looking after the imaginary friends.

Competitive eating is a job, right?

Right?

Well, I think there are professional food tasters. I think. Not sure. Think.

Well, you can win prizes with it...

Ha ha! I can totally see Coco being one of those sassy (if not slightly moody, to be kind) DMV instructors.

Yep. Food critics. :p