ATTENTION, FORUM MEMBERS!!!
 

Hi! my username is paddleman_2003 but you all know me by my real name, Blooregard Q. Kazoo. I'm the best Imaginary Friend ever! And I'm your new admin! Why? Because Mr. Herriman and Frankie took the rest of the house to the park while I was asleep! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LEFT ME BEHIND AGAIN!!! I AM NOT A TROUBLEMAKER! So I got bored and went on Frankie's computer and found this place and hacked and hacked and hacked and here I am! So... I'm gonna make some awesome changes here and make this site even more awesome! Are you with me? Yes, you are! let's goooooooooo...

I'm still bored. Talk to me, my people!

:bloogrin: 8D :bloosmirk: ::) :blooevil: 8-) :bloocross: :blooupset: :blooxd: :madbloo:

^ I need more of these.

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Um...

...is this an April Fools joke?

You can hack but not play paddleball? I find that kind of funny =P

Also Bloo you are awesome =)

O.o ................ huh?

You and me both Nem.

So, uhm... hi, Bloo? How are things at the house? (You said talk to you, I'm makin' conversation!)

Okay, so a few things you should know about the internet:

1: Your opinion is SCIENTIFIC FACT and should be treated as such
2: End every sentence with lol.
3: Avoid punctuation at all costs
4: THE INVERSE APPLIES TO CAPS
%: Someone who disagrees with you, or says derogatory things about your internet styles should be banned
6: EVERYONE wants to read your fanfic.

Just follow these and you'll be a hit!

Oh, and we need more Ub3rD4n smilies as well!

I play GREAT paddleball. But does Craig ever draw that? NO! And I used Frankie's vBulletin book to hack. Great book, don't see why she keeps it locked up like that.

Yes, I am. You get a karma poi- hey! This forum doesn't have a karma point thingie or a rate this post button? LAME!

How are things at the house? Quiet, lonely, and boring, 'cause THEY LEFT ME HERE AND WENT TO THE PARK!!! :madbloo:

Dude, I love you on Foster's. May I have your autograph?:bloogrin::bloosmirk::bloocross::blooxd: :blooupset:8-)

This had better not be an April Fools joke. It's just too awesome.

Can we please keep this for the rest of the year? It's the greatest thing ever.

But BLOO! You've got TEN emotions here...TEN.

And poor Wilt's only got FIVE.

So stick THAT in your pipe and toot it. :D

HE GOT A 1-HOUR SPECIAL EPISODE AND I DIDN'T!!! NOT FAIR!!! :madbloo:

But you had a 90 minute debut with Mac!

That's simply because:

- "OMGOMGWHATHAPPENEDTOWILTOMGOMG".
- Too many theories to count were made, on fanart, fanfiction AND ideas in general, that it ticked off the Foster's staff so badly, enough to go "ALLRIGHT FINE. WE'LL TELL YOU. JUST STOP IT.".
- Come on, dude, haven't YOU ever wondered WHY he had one arm and eye? At least the movie finally told us.

And besides, lately in the last season he hadn't hardly gotten any screen time. I think there were FOUR episodes IN A ROW, in Season five, that was centered around you and Mac. Each episode is 30 minutes long, (if you count the Ads) so all four episodes add up to...oh look. TWO HOURS OF EPISODES.

So there. :D

Well, you DID get it in that one episode where you made Herriman a fun-loving dude. :D

Hey Bloo, I have a plush who looks just like you.

I must say he is quite the handsome fellow, don't you agree =D?

Off topic, but this is the best ever I hope he stays :[

1. Cool
2. What about Sparky?

Back on topic, and the topic is me and my awesomeness. :bloogrin:

Yeah? How can I be awesome just like you? I always wanted to be like you!

Can I cuddle you? I always wondered how you feel when I touch you...

Oh, and my mate made me a puppet which looks just like you.

But you're awesome. And I love your speeches! :D

Not to worry. You've already gotten tons of new fun episodes you've starred in! :bloogrin:8D:bloogrin:8D Hope you like the forum. lol

Now this is pretty cool. I always wanted to have a TV star as an online friend. Welcome Bloo, and I bow to your new dominion of this realm.

Welcome Blooregard! Sit down and make yourself at home. :bloogrin:

LOL!

Bloo, you've really overhauled the smilies to your liking, hm? I'm thinking this is my favorite! :wiltshock:

I have a keychain of you. It rocks my socks!

Um... Welcome aboard, Mr. Kazoo?

WTF did I miss??

Top o' the mornin' to ya, Bloo... Even though for me it's twenty minutes to eleven at night, mm.

Do tell, why don't you just run and join your friends at the park? Or maybe call Frankie to come get you? You remember her number, right?

555-6300, mm.

Hey, Bloo, I got a question for YOU!

What IS Mac's last name??????????????????

Hail to thee, O Dictator 4 Life may your glorious reign last til the end of time.

Hey Bloo, about Wilt's 1-hour episode... do you ever read fanfiction? The more your friendship with Mac will be developed, the more stupid fanfics you'll find about you two in an er, different way. :D And the more YOU jump around, the more Mary-Sues will jump over you... wait. That's not so bad. :bloogrin:<-IT'S YOU!!!

That's a TV number. She won't give me her real number, which she changed last month. Dunno why, I only pranked her old one a few times.

Are you kidding? Do you have any idea what Craig will draw me doing if I tell anyone that? HE'LL PUT ME IN A TUTU AND MAKE DANCE THE BALLET!

Go on. No, really, go on.

Reading is too much work.

Take a seat Bloo, right over there.

http://images.usatoday.com/Wires2Web...IS_HANSENx.jpg

Now this is how to show your administator the respect that he deserves! :bloogrin:

Indeed.


Now where was I...

oh yeah,


I WANNA BE AN ADMIN TOO! COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

And you can stay as part of my staff as well. :bloogrin:

Seconded. ;D

Hey, can I be a member of your SECRET POLICE, Mr. Kazoo? No dictatorship is quite complete without the aid of a squadron of SECRET POLICE. Pretty please with sugar honey blossom on top.....:):):):):)

Hi Bloo!

*bows down*

OMG! Does this mean I'll have to change my avatar from Wilt to Bloo? Will I have to rename myself "Mac Daddy" instead of "Big Daddy"? I wonder what endless wishes I'll have to obey when Bloo's the boss? (Noticed how I referenced two episodes in this post.:-[)

Man! This is freaky and awesome at the same time. There are nothing but Bloo smilies here. This one's my favorite ---> :P. Haha!

So, Emperor Kazoo, are you familiar with the Muppets? The imaginary friends on your show remind me so much of them.:)

YES, yes you do.

It's now the law, because the great cerulean one commands it to be so.

HE'S NOT CERULEAN, HE'S REGULAR BLUE DERNIT:terrence:

Weren't u already in a tutu?:cheesegrin::gooblab:

Regular blue, and maker of the law, 'cause I'm the admin.

So, what time does Sparkler get here? Just curious.