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Favorite movie quotes
Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to start a thread without adding my own thoughts first, but right now I'm so tired, and messed up...Head...That my favorite quotes are not making...Thought. In head. o.<
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"What's a Christmasgram?! I want one!"-Buddy from "Elf"
"You know what I'm gonna do?! I'm gonna go home and make A PRETZEL SANDWICH!!!"-Chowder from "Monster House" "Well, howdy-do."-spider from "Madagascar" "You know, I always thought a veruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot!"-Willy Wonka from "CatCF" "I love grapes!"-Grandma from "CatCF" "She has a hat! Do you really think that hat is going to keep people from seeing your new Lana-do? Just because the student population might be mortally bankrupt doesn't meant they're blind!"-Lily from "Princess Diaries" These are just a few. I just can't think of anymore right now. |
not exact quote, but
"Why'd you do that?!?" Will Smith after Gene Hackman blew up a building. "Because you made a phone call!" Gene |
"Say hello to my little friend!" - Tony Montana
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To the best of my memory, one of my favorite lines in a movie goes like this:
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: the world is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the latter." - Morgan Freeman, Se7en |
I know this is a Pg forum so to speak, but I can't help but post this:
"And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh** he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh**. Where's the Tylenol?" Chevy Chase, Christmas vacation. "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" John Belushi, Animal House. "Don't take sh** from anyone, least of all yourself" Billy Bob Thorton, Bad Santa. "Did you see anything" "No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again" Col. Sanders and Darth Helmet, Space Balls. "This is a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, it has killed a king, and changed the history of Europe. If anything happens to my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass." Antoine, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo. "Wait a minute! Wait. Wait. I'm having a thought. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'm going to have a thought. It's coming. It's coming... It's gone." Big Boy, Dick Tracy. |
There's a girl, in my bed, YES.~Casper (Casper duh)
It's my party and I'll die if I want do, die if I want to. You will die too, when it happens to you.~ Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie (Casper *again*) Who you gonna call?... Someone else.~Dr. Raymond Stantz (lol you guessed it Casper XP) There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?~Ace(Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls) Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do~Ace. (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls) If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!~Ace (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls) I don't know where she is, I never leave this place. Your people asked our families to leave. So we hid in the mines, and you brought out your bombs and turned everything to ashes! You destroyed our homes and made us what we've become. Boom! Boom! Boom! ~Big Brain (The Hills Have Eyes) |
"I make an offer he won't refuse." - Marlon Brando "The Godfather":frankiesmile:
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A few off the top of my head.
My Prediction....PAIN! Clubber Lang from Rocky 3 The Name is Bond, James Bond., Any Bond Film :P Mongo only pawn, in game of life. Mongo from Blazing Saddles. |
"Merdlelidop"!!!!!!!!
Monty :-/ |
"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Well......not all of it...." - Dead Alive |
From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Well, she turned me into a newt! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. From "The Princess Bride" Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. |
"now go! Or we will taunt you a second time - Holy Grail
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" - Holy Grail "...it is getting foggier! And Leon is getting larger!" - Airplane |
the following are my fave quotes from From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his p***s... ~Minstrel What are you gonna do, bleed on me?~King Arthur I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?~ French Soldier It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh..."~Brother Maynard |
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This isn't from a movie, but still:
"Li'l Brudder... I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!!"- Homestar Runner |
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Yes, I can watch that movie and quote all of it. God: What are you doing now? King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord. God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off! Arthur: Yes, Lord. "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There! King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim: It is the rabbit! King Arthur: You silly sod! Tim: What? King Arthur: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! "...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...WITH...A HERRING!" And non-Holy Grail quotes? I shall think now. "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" ~ Buddy, "Elf" "I didn't know that the Wachutu(I don't know no speelings)...WERE BITERS!!" ~ Ace Ventura "We killed them and ate their livers." ~ Penguin, "Madagascar" "You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity." ~ Buzz, "Toy Story" "I can't jump it, you'll have to toss me! ... Don't tell the elf." Gimli, LOTR Eh, more later. My mind's preoccupied, can't concentrate. |
More Toy Story quotes:
[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls] Woody: What happened to you? Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister. Buzz: How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked out of their sockets! |
"Hatred is an underestimated emotion" - "The Doors" (Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison)
"Your body looks like a blob of chewed bubblegum Pyle!" - Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket" "This is the smashed up body of an animal with enough man left enough for you to hate." - Messala to Judah Ben Hur in "Ben Hur" :frankiesmile: |
Clint Eastwood ?Go ahead, make my day?
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"Soylent Green is people!" Thorn, from Soylent Green
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'NO, Kelly Clarkson!' - Andy (The 40 Year-Old Virgin)
'Are you guys mentally challanged? If you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.' - Jenny (Monster House) 'LOUD NOISES!' - Brick (Anchorman) 'Surely you can't be serious.' 'I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!' - Ted Striker and Dr Rumack (Airplane!) 'I kissed a girl. I kissed a girl on the lips!' - DJ (Monster House) 'Stand still, how can I shoot you if you keep moving?!?' - Franz (The Producers) 'Oh, bugger' -Jack Sparrow (POTC: Dead Man's Chest) 'What about you guys?' 'We ain't found s***!' - Dark Helmet and Henchmen (Spaceballs) 'Franz, what happened?' 'I broke my leg!' Later... 'What happened?' 'I broke my other leg!' - Max, Franz and Police Officer (The Producers) 'Achoo?' 'Bless you!' - Robin and Guards (Robin Hood: Men in Tights) |
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt" - Jack Sparrow (POTC: Dead Man's chest)
"Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?" "A picture of me?" "No! The definition of idiot. Which you f***ing are!" - Perry and Harry (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang) "Talking money" "A talking monkey?" "Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus"" Same from above (same from above). "Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence" - Ricky Bobby (Talldega Nights) "Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?" "Warms the s**t out of my cockles" - Pat Greer and Alan Seitz (Big Trobule) "I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own d***s with both hands" - Arthur Herk (Big Trouble) "There's doctor Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever" "He's pissing into the wind! How brilliant can he be?" - Janice Higgins and Russell Franklin (Deep Blue Sea) |
"Smile, it enhances your face value." ~ Truvy (Dolly Parton) in "Steel Magnolias"
Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want answers? Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want the truth! Jessep: You can't handle the truth! From "A Few Good Men" "How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life. ~ Admiral James T. Kirk (William Shatner) in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" |
You'll shot an eye out kid~A Christmas Story
(a classic if I do say so myself) |
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuddddddggggggeeeeee! (also from A Christmas Story.)
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In Heaven,
Everything is Fine. You've got your good things and I've got mine. -Eraserhead. |
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