OMG, this thread is getting hilarious! Tonya, thanks for putting such an adorable scene into my head.
::silly gigglefits:: Now I want to go hug a Wilt.....:D

About Wilt's dreams...I like the one where he's dreaming about basketball. (duh.) :) But also, he may have nightmares about his "accident", however it happened. But since dreaming is healthy, it would actually help him deal with it, or at least I suspect it would.

Aw does that mean Ed would get up if he knew Wilt was having a nightmare, and try to cheer him up? You know Ed... :bloogrin

Your welcome! It's just that...how do I put it in a right way? "It tickles my fancy", as it may any girls, the thoughts of him laying in her arms, purring. Mabe I get the hots at the thoughts of him purring because I love cats? Hmm.
Or, OOH! I got one! Even better than the purring. What if he growled, y'know, a sexy growl? His growl might change the world forevever, for the ladias anyways.

HAHA oh man, if Wilt were to do the "sexy growl" thing to his fangirls, they'd have to be institutionalized! Seriously, if he did it in a large crowd of girls, there would be fist fights, riots, and eventually structure fires. 8D

I really can't say much, though... look at my signature for crying out loud. ::)

Lol I can't help it... he's just so awesome.

LOL, I'm starting to think that to have something in my sig look like this:

:D <--- You know who this is!
--
:D <--- All the ladies love me!
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:wiltshock: <--- Hey, what'cha doin' with that lipstick?

Haha I love the last one!

I'm thinking of changing my AV to a picture of him with kissy-prints. 8D

Lol! 8D That's so cute.

You're all crazy :P

I love Wilt too, but lets give the lad some breathing room 8D

Thats right Sims Katie!

Beside if we wanna prove that we really love him we would either get him a bed or Bloo a racecar bed (so Wilt can have his old one back)

Yeah, I'm no sadist, and I can't see tormenting Wilt after all he's been through, though I have to admit his expression in CG's drawing where lil' Frankie had him play dress-up WAS funny! Seeing how he reacted to Eduardo wanting the pink hair clips in "Squeaker Boxx", though, it's pretty obvious that Wilt can be almost as bad as "Imaginary Man" when it comes to disliking "sissy" stuff!

pitbulllady

Yep,Wilt is a manly imaginary friend.

Hah! No don't get me wrong, I'd never torture poor Wilt!

But do still I have a feeling that the savage lipstick-wearing fangirls would at least leave little kissy-prints on him lol. Like I said before: He'd have the "boy band syndrome".

Anyhow... Wilt - he's as manly as a cowboy! It actually left me wondering why he wasn't cast as one in "One False Movie".

Well he was already cast as a "Pirate Captain", "James Bond" "A Werewolf" and "A Retired Cop on the Edge" that's four symbols of manliness right there (Well three, if you don't think werewolves are manly. 8D ) If Wilt had gotten any more manlier, Bloo would have to shut down production of the film due to an overload of testosterone. ;)

Haha that's true! I forgot about the "retired cop on the edge" and the werewolf!

*snort* You guys are funny.

Go head, use an avvie of Wilt with kissyprints on his face, and you can use:

:wiltshock: <--- Hey, what'cha doin' with that lipstick?

As the sig! XDD

Some reason now I'm getting the hots, thinking about him doing the sexy growl thing as a werewolf. Hmmm, animal noisies :bloogrin!
Now 'm just being bad ;D.

Uh, no thanks. I think I'd rather talk about something else, if no one minds...

I agree with antgirl... back on topic!

That avatar is great, though...

Yes, I agree. It was just a brief statetment by the way, we may ignore it :rolleyes: .
Anywaaays.....I wonder if he's a good ice skater? I bet he is.

why would he ice skate?
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>> great, now the image is stuck in my head.

Wilt can do anything! He's a good dancer, we know that, AND remember in that one episode when he skateboarded down the roof throwing carrots at Bloo, Mac, and Duchess? That was pretty good stuff, the balancing on the roof.
So picture him twirling around on ice and everybody just gaping at him in awe.
Mabe it'd be in an ep where everybody goes iceskating and Bloo tries to show off or something? I wouldin't be suprised if an ep like that were made.
Lol, I'm sure we'd see Wilt break it down on the icefloor then.

I don't know, maybe they might do an episode where everyone goes out to a skating rink or to a frozen pond or something like that. That sort of premise kind of writes itself.

Yeah, I see Tonya and I are on the same page.

That's one of so many great things about Wilt-he's so VERSITILE! He can do pretty much anything-he can fix things, he can clean house(and does so voluntarily), he's a mechanic, he's good at a lot of different sports, besides just basketball, he can do the laundry, he can drive, he can act, he can dance like nobody's bizness...each episode seems to show something new that the Wilt-Man can handle! I'm tellin' y'all, that's most women's dream come true! And what make this all the more amazing, is that Wilt does all these things in spite of having lost and arm and a eye! It never occurs to him to think along the lines of "I CAN'T..."; he just does whatever needs to be done!

pitbulllady

Yes, but there HAS to be things he CAN'T do, we all have something we just CAN'T do. XD

Yeah... I the only thing I can think of that Wilt CAN'T do is applaud... and jeez, he's Wilt - he's probably learned to do that with one hand, too!

He coudl totally do that... My friend can clap with one hand, so he sould be able to as well.

He can't drive a car with a stick-shift.

EDIT: or a motorcycle. You need two hands for that: one for gas, one for clutch.

Yeah, now that I think about it, it isn't THAT hard to clap with one hand... but, true, I think driving a stick would be out of the question. Poor Wilt can't drive cool classic cars without some major alteration to the vehicle first :(

Wilt can ride a unicycle! No handlebars for those. ^_^; Hand puppetry is probably hard with one hand too. Changing a baby would be hard too I am thinking.

"No no I'm sorry don't, nooo, no crawling no. Please, stop rolling over!"

He COULD ride a Ridley motorcycle, which is an American-made V-twin, Harley clone that has automatic transmission. You don't have to shift gears, therefore you don't have a clutch. I got one because I broke my left foot years ago during a fall down a flight of steps, and I could no longer work the gear shift on my Harley Sportster with my left foot. The guys at Orange County Choppers build custom Ridley bikes for people who want/need a chopper with automatic transmission, so maybe they could build one for the Wilt-Man! Hey, if Jessie James can build a custom bike for Shaq, why not?

Wilt could also use a stick shift IF it was mounted on the right side of the steering column, since with his large hand, it wouldn't be too difficult for him to manipulate the shifter and hold the steering wheel at the same time. I can do that, since my old '72 Ford Maverick I drove during my college days had the gears on the column, and I could shift and drive at the same time, with my right hand(which is tiny compared to Wilt's), so I could act "cool" and let my left arm dangle out the window(yeah, I know that is so redneck). Most of the older, classic cars(which I've really been into for some time now)did have column-mounted gear shifts, AND the headlight dimmer switch is on the floor of the car, so you operate that with your left foot, as opposed to modern cars, where it's on the left side of the steering wheel. The only modification Wilt might need would be to operate the turn signal, which is on the left side of the steering wheel even in OLD-old cars, but I think he's got enough stump of that arm left to move the signal up and down, since he can hold or balance light-weight objects with it. There's a teacher at the high school in our district who has about the same amount of left arm remaining as Wilt does(he's a Vietnam vet), and I know he drives a large van with no problems, though I have not looked inside to see what, if any, modifications he's made.

pitbulllady

They make right handed turn signals that can be installed into cars and knobs can be installed onto the wheel for smoother turning.

Speak in public.

Yeah, he can't do that...But he made that inability look cute. ^^


Then again, he could probably make anything look cute...

totally!
it's WILT!
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>> -sigh-
I'm such a fangirl....

The right-handed turn signal is a great idea, but even if he didn't have the $$$ or a good body shop to get it done at, I usually have no troubles in the winter whenever my left hand gets cold and I only steer (and signal) with my right. While I know this wouldn't be the best long-term solution for him (ultimately the right-handed turn signal would be the best way to go), I couldn't see it being much of a problem, either.

Wilt is probably good enough with mechanics and wiring to do it himself with no problems, provided he could afford the parts. Then again, he always does seem to have money when he needs it, so maybe he gets some sort of allowance; he sure OUGHT to!

pitbulllady

Yes, since Mr. Herriman makes all the friends do at least 3 chores a day...hope he's not making the friends his slaves! (hinthint Frankie)

You've been one since the show started. XD

Yeah, you're right, I forgot about his savvy with mechanics and that he DOES always seem to have money.

I was just thinking, what would you think if there was a commercial that had Wilt dancing and rapping?
I got the idea after veiwing the commercial thead. But magine, Wilt dancing and rapping.

OMG!
dudes!
I don't know if any of you have seen this...
promo (or whatever it's called)
that has, like, this yard sale and it's going through everyone there and at the end, they have wilt and he pulls out this arm from some box.
has anyone seen this!?
cuz that was seriously creepy....

Actually, we have a thread about it. XD