I'm planning on making a Cartman t-shirt that says "Respect mah authoritah!".

I am actually a fan of Kenny, but he's not my favorite (my favorite is Cartman. Yeah, go figue, I love jerks:P ). I can (surprisingly) actually understand Kenny sometimes. Last night I was watching some episodes on my DVDs with my brother, and Kenny said something (that I will not type here, because it's completely unacceptable;) ), and my brother asked me what he said and I told him, word for word. :P

Are you serious, Emma? That's what people write when they write fanfics for South Park?! Blah, the only reason I don't know this is because I've been staying faaaar away from fanfiction.net for a while. I mean, why would someone write a fic where everyone is slitting their wrists and being all emo for something like South Park (unless it was being done as a joke)? It makes me weep. See?: :'(

Ah! A Cartman shirt!

Why do people want to waste their time writing trash about a cartoon? It's disgusting and despicable. Don't they have any sense of shame? I'm glad I never read South Park fanfic. I've read some Foster's, but after doing so, I feel like crying (from sorrow and pain, not happiness). Since then, I haven't ventured to ff.net.

I don't think Kenny can really develop because he hardly talks, and when he does, it's muffled and people (except for Imaginary Light and some others) can't understand what he's saying.

And yeah, Kyle kicks --- :bloocross:

I share your pain. Some twisted people just don't have anything better to do with their time. I've never read any South Park fanfics either, and I likely never will. The Foster's stuff is bad enough; I don't want to even think about what might be written about Cartman and the others. :(

The thought of it makes me shudder.

"Bloody Mary" made me love him to death. "I have a disease... that is very sick." He's the coolest dad ever.

On the subject of South Park fanfiction: I won't go too in-depth on the horrors I've seen, but I will say one thing: Cartman and Kyle don't like each other, guys! Sometimes hate is just hate!

Kenny's massive amount of fangirls puzzles me -- maybe it's because he's got the cutest hair, but we never get to see it. I'm partial to Kyle's Jewfro and Cartman's nerdy 'do that makes me laugh every time I see it, though.

I never knew Kenny had that many fangirls...
I am a fangirl of his, but I like Kyle a bit more.

And Catman's hair -- the first time my sister saw it, she thought it was a wig.

Yeah, their hair is hilarious because it's not often seen. They really works the familial resemblance in well with Stan and Randy, with the hair.

Yup. Well, they are father and son. But then again, sometimes kids don't look anything like their parents.

I got a South Park t-shirt! It has Cartman eating chocolate and the words, "I 'heart' chocolate!" :)

I have one with Stan on it and the words "I learned something today". 8)

Except it's really huge on me so if I wear shorts you can't see them at all. Oh well.

Ugh, so true. I mean, blah. Of all pairings in any fandom, that's the worst.

Word to the wise, steer clear of South Park fanfic...seriously, you guys.

Shifting gears, the only piece of South Park apparel I own are a pair of boxers with the four boys in their pimp outfits from 'Tooth Fairy Tats 2000'. I love those things. :bloocross: