| Mr. Marshmallow |
02-03-2007 04:29 PM |
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Originally Posted by Cassini90125
(Post 31880)
Tell us more; I love a bad review. :bendy:
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Okay. First off it's a Pg-13 horror movie, right off the bat you know something wrong because the actual words "pg-13 horror movie" make about as much sense as "authentic imitation leather". The movie has completely terrible actors, every line is breezed through and they don't even put an ounce of effort in.
The dialogue and story is as about as cliche as you can get, there's nothing original, witty, funny, or scary here. This is the same old family moves out of city, to a haunted farm, and sees boring rehashed copy cat ghosts that mimic "the Ring" and "The grudge" almost to the point that you can't even stand it.
On top of that, the movie's overall ending makes the movie feel like such a waste because it makes no sense how this makes this a "ghost" horror movie. Also, be shocked and amazed for the incredible high body count of ( SPOILER BELOW):
One person!
Unless you count flashbacks that is, then it ranks up to a whopping 4 victims. This movie isn't scary, isn't smart, and it isn't worth your money, not even for a rental unless you are seriously interested in finding a movie that makes "Hide and Seek" look like a masterpiece of cinema. |
