Biology lab. Ah, the memories. Have you had the "joy" of taking apart a frog yet? :P

Nope! Not yet.

Ah, you're in for a treat! The textbook will show you colorful pictures of all the different organs in a frog's body. You won't ever see any of these organs in the actual frog, however, because frogs don't contain these things; frogs contain only frog glop, which has been proven in countless experiments performed by small children with sharp sticks over thousands of years. :o

Ah! That's hilarious! Heeheehee! 8D

Speaking of pictures in a textbook, I was flipping through my book the other day and I came across this page that had a piece of paper taped over it. Of course, I wanted to see what was underneath. So I took the paper off and there was a giant, hairy, one-eyed fly staring at me. What a beautiful sight.

Yes. Also most of the animals you encounter in dissections have this tendency to be filled with glop. ("and this squishy hting is the heart." "it is? I thought those wre the intestines?" "No, that's a starfish gonad.")

Oh, the joy of watchign the guys in yuor class hack a dead pig to pieces and play with hte parts...

Hopefully you will take apart a sheeps eye or brain. The inside oof the eye looks really cool if the sheep was asleep when it died. And try not to get the fermaldahide(sp?) on you, it destroys the skin.

Ah. I look forward to disecting animals now.

I was flipping through my biology textbook, and I found some more scary pictures hidden by pieces of paper.
The first one was a picture of a person covered with shingles.
The second one was a picture of person covered with smallpox.

Meh, that's not that scary. Look at disembowled peapoe if you want a real scare.

Meh. Maybe not scary, but it's kinda gross.
Sorry. Can't find a picture of a disembowled peapoe in my book.

Yay. I had a nosebleed at school today. Everybody thought I was dying or something. It was funny.

My Language Arts teacher was reading us a story from a book called "13 Scary Ghost Stories". The second Jade saw the cover...well, here's what she said:

Jade: AHHH!!! I don't wanna hear the ghost story! (covers her ears and starts crying loudly)

Ms. Sue (my para): Jade, there's nothing to be scared of. It's a story.

Jade: A scary one!!

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The class was getting really loud and Ms. Kielbasa (the LA teacher) said if we didn't lower our voices, she wouldn't read the story. Jade was obviously pleased, and then this is the straw that broke Ms. Sue's back:

Jade: (to the class) Everybody, be loud and make sure I don't hear the scary story!

The class was howling with laughter at that, and Ms. Sue grabbed Jade's arm and yanked her out of the classroom, and I heard Sure tell Jade that was very rude. Jade had to stay in Mr. Smith (my regular home-room teacher) until the story was over.

The story wasn't even SCARY, it was just STUPID. It was a parody of scary stories thought. It was about a dead bagpipe player trying to steal his bagpipe from the person it belongs too.

My friend Denise went to tell Jade the story was over and Sue had to force her into the classroom. Jade walked in with a pouty face. I noticed that every 6 or 7 seconds she'd dart her eyes around the classroom to make sure that there were no ghosts.

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She. is. a. MORON.

You should bring a camcorder to school sometime and catch this girl in action for us. Sounds like she puts on quite a show. :cheesegrin:

I wish, but I can't smuggle a camcorder into school. I don't even own one. :P

I gained a little self-esteem today. I got a 89 on a math test and Jade got an 80. She cried at that too. I was like "LMAO"...in my mind.

The fruit sale starts today in Band. Ugh.

And then I had a random coughing fit during the last chord of the one song, and I had to set down my flute to cover my mouth. So then the band director points me out and tells everyone to concentrate, and although things like coughing and sneezing happen, we should ignore it and keep on playing.

I think my face was as red as a cherry. And I don't blush. Often.

We had two pop quizzes in French, which I aced. And then came the evil science test. I swear, there was a page of questions on there with information we didn't learn. And I'd know- I copy every freaking word the teacher says :gooblab: no matter what. Even "good afternoon class". Just kidding. But I do copy everything, and type them up, and study them, and.. UGH!!! It irritates me.

Three pages of French and thirteen pages of Science worth of questions to do for homework, along with three chapters of "Tuesdays with Morrie" to read.

And I have play practice tonight.

So I'm going to suggest to myself that I get off the computer and finish up my homework.

-Marty :goo:

To be honest...school is sucking right now.

I've got problems upon problems and once next week is over, I will either be out of the woods or further down the crap hole.

I've got a big mid term due next Monday that I haven't started yet (take home), I've been working in this movie for my film club at my old college and now that we just got it finished, I find out their editing equipment can't work for what I need it to do.

Now I've got to find another method by saturday, and get the movie completely edited, fixed up, and put together by next Wednesday when I originally thought I had until Friday. Plus, I've got to probably ditch a whole day of school just to burn myself out finishing the editing project.

All while having to temporarily leave my local hometown comedy improv group for most of this month, which I know they are probably not happy about.

Aw. Hope things shape up for you Mr. Marshmallow.
Nyo, you must share all your stories of Jade's little tantrums. They make me laugh so hard!
Had a geometry test today. I hope I didn't bomb it.

Yes ma'am! *Might post one tommorow*

Funny day yet again.

Jade blew her stack 2 times in Language Arts. Once because...well, here's what she said:

Jade: NOOO! I don't wanna go to Launguage Arts! (starts crying)
Ms. Sue: Why?
Jade: Because Ms. Kielbasa might read another ghost story! And is she does, I'm never going to talk to her AGAIN!!

and the second time she blew her stack was because she didn't understand her work.

She didn't cry in Stagecraft (aka Art).

At lunch, me and her go to this nice lady named Mrs. Keifer. She hangs out with us every Friday at lunch. She blew her stack at the end of our session:

Mrs. Kiefer: Time for you two to go up to class. What do you get at the end of the day?
Me: We get science ad double period of Math.
Jade: NOOO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCIENCE AND MATH!! (starts crying)
Mrs. Kiefer: You're going to have to go.
Me: Yup.

Jade got over it in like 3 minutes, anyway.

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Don't any of you want to SMACK her? :terrence:

Sounds like you've got a real drama queen on your hands, there. Might make for a great comic book. :D

You bet. :(

Lol...funny. But were getting of topic.

Hey, it's part of your school life.
AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH UNTIL MY SIDE HURTS.
Thanks for sharing another one of The Misadventures of Jade: Certified Drama Queen. :bloogrin

Well, I aced my geometry test, so cheers!

And I forgot to mention, but some kid in my Spanish class found a balloon, so he and cut it open and inhaled the helium.

Congrats.

Can we stop calling you know who by her real name annd refer to as Drama Girl?

Thank you!
And I will certainly call her Drama Girl.

Thanks. That makes me happy on the inside.

Yep, Shinky's still mean to me, and getting meaner and meaner. He pokes me, knockes my stuff off my desk, smacks my desk like Donkey Kong and tells me to shutup for no reason, doubles his fists in my face while I'm trying to do my work, throws stuff at me ect...
That's how he is, you know him now.
Okay. I am so freaked out.... At school the other day in Language Arts, that boy, Shinky, he sat beside me, and Zach, the boy who smiles at me alot, sat in front of him. Okay, so Shinky says, "Zach." and Zach turns around, and Shinky nods his head toward me, and Zach looks over and gives that cute little smile at me. I'm flattered, but, I have no idea what Shinky might have said to him about me. Keep in mind, Shinky knowes that I like Zach. Later that day, I asked Zach what Shinky said about me, and Zach said Shinky didin't say nothing. Well my lord, that whole day, and yesterday, Shinky kept telling people about what he to Zach about me, whispering in their ears and stuff. Now I'm confused!
But you know know, every since then, Zach has payed more attention to me than ever before and I don't know why. I god now I'm REALLY confused! Shinky's mean to me, he said something to Zach about me, now Zach's paying more attention to me...
Oh man.

Oh, dear lord, I HATE it when that happens! Only, it's not about liking someone with me. It's always about how crazy-go-nuts I am. Then I start getting paranoid when someone's whispering to someone else, thinking they're talking about me, so I'll say reeeaaal loudly, so all can hear, "YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME, AREN'T YOU?!!! DON'T DENY IT!!!!!!!!". It freaks people out. ^_^

Drama Girl was absent today. 2nd time this month.

Anway, when I was going to Science, I smelled something that smelled like rotten eggs. Alot of kids think it was either from the cafeteria or a kid dropped a stinkbomb on the 4th floor. :terrence:

Today in biology, we learned
THE MACROMOLECULE SONG!!!

It goes like this:

Carbos are really quite good to eat
Because, my friend, they're tastey and sweet.
They're giving me quick energy,
It's C6H12O6 for me.

These are the macromolecules, the macromolecules.
They're all organic and they're really cool.
I love the macromolecules.

I gotta get myself some protein
'Cause I gotta be really lean and mean.
The amino acids and carboxyl groups
Give me just what it takes
To play a mean set of hoops.

These are the macromolecules, the macromolecules.
They're all organic and they're really cool.
I love the macromolecules.

I gotta get myself some of these nucliec acids
To aid in reproduction,
To add numbers to the masses.
And wouldn't you really like to see
A little mini me?

I gotta get some of thos efats
Because we need some energy that lasts.
The three fatty acids and the glycerol
Give us just what we need for the long haul.

These are the macromolecules, the macromolecules.
They're all organic and they're really cool.
I love the macromolecules.
I love the macromolecules.
I LOOOVE THE MACROMOLECUUUUULES!!!

Geometry was always one of my favorites. Well done, and congratulations! :D

Vannielou, I cannot express my immense disappointment in you.

(Just kidding! Good job!)

Yeah! Tomorrow, we're going to have our first lab with CHEMICALS. Whoopee!

Chemicals are fun. Don't eat any.

Well, I got my calc takehome back today, and I have an 85! WHOOO!

Our teacher periodically gives us speed drills on multiplication to see who could get them all done the fastest with no mistakes. I came in second after my older brother! (Don't ask how my older brother ended up in algebra II with me. It's a loooong story.)

Oh, and I got another excellent report on another of my paragraphs for english class!!! My mom and my teacher both want me to try for a scholarship now. Talk about pressure...

CHEMICALS.
ARE.
FUN.
Especially when you drop the test tube and all the hydrocholric acid spills everywhere whilst your classmates scream and run out of the way to avoid touching the acid.
We got to play with raw liver too.

suh-weet:P

You've got to tell us more about the raw liver. :D

Well, it was squishy. And cold. And it smelled bad. Really bad.

Did you use hydrogen peroxide on it? that's fun, it goes all bubbly ebcuase of teh catylase...

Hydrochloric acid, fun...

Oh yeah, that's what the lab was about--seeing the results of putting hydrogen peroxide on raw liver. Nice 'n foamy, nice 'n foamy.

No, no, NO! This is so wrong! Liver should never be treated with hydrogen peroxide! It should be gently sauteed in a small amount of butter and olive oil until just tender, served with lightly crisped bacon and golden onions, along with herbed mushrooms and... wait a minute... sorry, I thought this was the food thread. Never mind.