More daily cheerment brought to you by "Chocolate Milk!"! If you don't like it Cheese done not like you! Really fast-*No offense to any Cheese fans who hate choc. milk, brought to you by the "Drink that milk now! God dammit!" association*
Cheese:I like cereal! I like pah-tah-tahs! I like pigs! I like tacos! I like moldy cheese!
Goofball bangs with his feet, head & hands on the door
Frankie walks by with a clean shirt on, she hears & laughs!
Goofball-....Frannie!? That you!?Leeeeeet meeee ouuuuut.....*sobs more*..... I'm-a gonna diiiiiiieee-ah!
Eurotrish walks by
Eurotrish- Hey-a stop-a copying-a me!
Goo- Why are youcopying Eurotrish Goof huh,huh,huh,huh,huhuh.huh!? She's sorta cool besides the fact she's foreign & all. I''m trieng to sound racist but she needs to speak perfect english because that's sorta annoying ya know?
Goofball pretends his hand is a gun & pretends to shoothimself
Goo: What's that mean?Huh,huh,huh,huh,huh?:gooblab:
Cheese: IT MEANS nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo....
Goofball:*thinking* I gotta think why Frankie won't let me out.............
He thought while Cheese was still yelling nachos
2 minutes later.....
Goofball:*thinking*Nope can't think of nothing Cheese:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. ...*pants*....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!:cheese:
In TV room.....
Frankie: I miss anything?
Bloo:*gigiles*...Yeah, Cheese was screaming nachos & he just sat there. I think he's half-dead....AH-HAHHAH-HA-HA!
Will Gooftard die? Will Goo ever shut up? Why do I keep doing this? Find out in part 8!

It's always nice to read a fanfic that relies on good old fashioned psychological torture for it's entertainment value instead of cutting, slash, angst, or hellspawn. There should be a video of this someday. :D

It's incredibly funny. ^_^

Part 8...
Cheese: I like carrots! I like doo doo! I like flowers! I like pots!
Meanwhile...
Bloo: I got an idea!
Bloo rushes off!
Frankie: What's he up to?
The door opens on TV
Bloo: Here you go Cheese...um...PRESENTS!
Bloo throws stuff into the room
Cheese: Yeeeeees!
Cheese runs over to look at his new presents
Cheese: Oooh... Chocolate milk!
He picked a gallon of chocolate milk, he drank some
Goo: Uh-oh!
Goofball:What?
Goo: He's lactose intolerant, maybe he'll get SUPER puffy or sneeze so hard he'll blow the whole house up or do a SUPER fart!
They wait for a while
Goo: Your'e not really lactose intolerant are you Cheese?
Cheese:Khhhhhhh...no
Goo: That's stupid Cheese because you like chocolate milk & you say your'e lactose intolerant but you aren't so you won't be able to drink it, because.....because....because...Um...OOH! They'll think you'll like die then Louise would get sad & angry &...&..&.&...&...um...SUE! Yeah, sue!:gooblab:
Goofball felt like killing himself but he was to lazy too.
Cheese: OOH! Potatoes!
Cheese ran over & pciked up a potato, then he ran over to Gooftard
Cheese: I GOT A PO-TAH-TAH!
Goofball: Yes...*eye twitches*...You do
Cheese: I GOT A POTAOE!:cheese:
He shoved the potatoe in Gooftard's face
Cheese: I LIKE POTATOES!
In the TV room...
Bloo & Frankie were about to die of laughter 8D :frankiesmile:
Bloo: That was the best idea I've ever had! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Will Bloo get any better ideas? Will Cheese eat the potatoes? Will Gooftard's head explode? Find out in part 9!

LMAO!!! Oh, I can just picture him saying that! Brilliant! :D :D :D

I keep on checking to see if this fic is updated, because let me tell ya, IT'S HILARIOUS!!

keep it up

I have to say, it's funny. But I have somthing agiainst the name Gooftard, It makes him look lame. :P

Does that need to be edited?

Oh well, It's great. Keep it up! I wonder how it will end. (Don't let Goofball explode, die etc. plz? I haate chardeaths.)

I agree with this 100%. If Goofball died, how could he endure the pain and suffering he oh-so-very-freaking-much deserves? :P

Death is too good for him. He must live, so that he may be wracked with an overwhelming sense of guilt and shame for the rest of his miserable life.

Cassini dosen't have a problem with it. He's too busy imagining that Cheese would say Doo doo. ;) J/K! Part 9 & 10 are the last two parts, i'll update tommorow! I'm working on another fan fic which you'll see when this is finished! :D