"Soylent Green is people!" Thorn, from Soylent Green

'NO, Kelly Clarkson!' - Andy (The 40 Year-Old Virgin)

'Are you guys mentally challanged? If you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.' - Jenny (Monster House)

'LOUD NOISES!' - Brick (Anchorman)

'Surely you can't be serious.'
'I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!' - Ted Striker and Dr Rumack (Airplane!)

'I kissed a girl. I kissed a girl on the lips!' - DJ (Monster House)

'Stand still, how can I shoot you if you keep moving?!?' - Franz (The Producers)

'Oh, bugger' -Jack Sparrow (POTC: Dead Man's Chest)

'What about you guys?'
'We ain't found s***!' - Dark Helmet and Henchmen (Spaceballs)

'Franz, what happened?'
'I broke my leg!'
Later... 'What happened?'
'I broke my other leg!' - Max, Franz and Police Officer (The Producers)

'Achoo?'
'Bless you!' - Robin and Guards (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt" - Jack Sparrow (POTC: Dead Man's chest)

"Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of idiot. Which you f***ing are!" - Perry and Harry (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

"Talking money"
"A talking monkey?"
"Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus"" Same from above (same from above).

"Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence" - Ricky Bobby (Talldega Nights)

"Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?"
"Warms the s**t out of my cockles" - Pat Greer and Alan Seitz (Big Trobule)

"I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own d***s with both hands" - Arthur Herk (Big Trouble)

"There's doctor Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever"
"He's pissing into the wind! How brilliant can he be?" - Janice Higgins and Russell Franklin (Deep Blue Sea)

"Smile, it enhances your face value." ~ Truvy (Dolly Parton) in "Steel Magnolias"

Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! From "A Few Good Men"

"How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life.
~ Admiral James T. Kirk (William Shatner) in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuddddddggggggeeeeee! (also from A Christmas Story.)

In Heaven,
Everything is Fine.
You've got your good things
and I've got mine.
-Eraserhead.