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Bloo's the Boss
Scene: Bloo's good deed (floor waxing) *Bloo flys by to tell of his deed, but accidentally slides further offscreen and crashes* Bloo: I'm OK. Craig: CUUUUUT!!!!!! *Wilt slides by and smashes into Bloo* (Warning: Anti-Wilt fangirls) Wilt: I can't take anymore of this! It is not OK! Bloo, you are a biiiiig N'er do well! Bloo: You can't say Frankie: Remember the fourth wall, Bloo. Bloo & Wilt: *continuously argueing* Craig: CUT! CUT CUT CUUUUUUT!!! Cut you *bleep* mother*bleep bleeep*, before I *bleep* your *bleep*! You all |
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Squeeze the Day
Scene: Bloo sliding across the floor until he hits the carpet. (Bloo slides across the floor, but as he hits the carpet, he keeps sliding until he slides off-camera and crashes!) Craig - CUT! Okay, who greased the carpet?!? |
Good Wilt Hunting
Scene: When they were all singing that song I don't know the name of Bloo: Let's try Frankie! Eduardo: Frankie Frankie mo manikila lo lankie ma banshee si si... boo-laa. Craig: Cut! Let's leave Ed OUT of the tounge twisters, please! Ed: NO! I es practicing! Listen! Mi my mo manatee frankie doo dankie, Frankie! |
Sorry if I bumped but I have a great blooper
The Big Cheese *is at the scene where cheese tastes the rock* CHeese:Mmmmmm...candy good.. Craig:CUT!!CHEESE YOUR SUPPOSED TO NOT LIKE IT!YOUR SCREWING IT UP!!*note this is the 100th time he said the rock was good* Cheese:I like chocalate milk... Lauren:listen,now your fired now... Cheese:I PITY THE FOO WHO BOSSES ME AROUND Craig and Lauren:O_O...... |
*House Of Bloo's*
*Pre-Scene: Wilt jumps up to grab Bloo from Eduardo* Bloo: Ok, Ed. Here's the greatest prank ever. But I can only pull it off with your help. Eduardo: Si, ok! What I do? Bloo: RIGHT before Wilt grabs me, lift me up high enough where he can't. Got it? Eduardo: Si, I got it. Bloo: This'll be funny! Craig: Ok, in this scene, Eduardo is holding Bloo from up high in the air. Wilt jumps up to grab Bloo and runs off, dribbling him away. Wilt: Got it! Craig: Ready...ACTION! *Wilt does what he is told and jumps into the air, the film goes into slow motion, and just as Wilt tries to grab Bloo, Eduardo raises Bloo up high enough so Wilt couldn't grab him. Confused, Wilt lost concentration and falls to the ground, landing flat on his face.* Wilt: ...Ow. Craig: CUT! What the *beep* happened out there? Bloo: *laughing uncontrollably* Eduardo: Senor Wilt! He hurt! *glares at Bloo* You said this would be funny! Bloo: *still laughing* Yeah, but I never said it would be funny to YOU. |
omgggg I can totally see that happening XDDDDDDDDD;
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It's ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!
OK, this topic is as dead as a doornail, but I'm still ressurecting it.
EPISODE: The Trouble with Scribbles Bloo opens the door to the room with the scribbles in it, but a huge pile of Tribbles-- the little purring furballs from the classic Star Trek episode "The Trouble with Tribbles," which is where this ep got its name-- falls out on top of him, a la the original Trek episode. Off-screen laughter from cast and crew. Bloo: Muffled I hate whoever did this. Wilt: Laughing, while stepping into the camera frame and beginning to unbury Bloo I'm sorry but I had to do this *giggle* Okay, I'm sorry-- let's do take two. === EPISODE: Berry Scary Pre-ep: Berry is being introduced to Bloo before shooting begins Craig: Okay, Berry, this is Bloo. He's the one you'll be acting with for this episode. Berry: Looks at Bloo for a beat, then up at Craig, hands on hips You've got to be kidding! I can't work like this!!!! Storms off Craig: Rubs temples We haven't even started shooting yet, and she's already let the fame go to her head... === Well, that's all I got. Maybe I'll come up with something else soon. |
Well, I said I'd do it-- I thought up something else. I'm also re-resurrecting this thread apparently.
EPISODE: The Big Cheese The scene where Cheese is following Wilt to the store CHEESE: I like the fair! WILT: Maybe you could get your owner Louise to take you to the fair, because I wouldn't take you even if you paid me. CRAIG: Cut! Wilt, stick to the script! It's lame, but I was really hyper and goofy at work last night when I thought it up. I have another one, but I'll edit it in later. Unless someone else is willing to accept the blooper making torch? * hint hint * |
*takes torch* :D
Episode: Eddie Monster Scene: Coco driving Mac, Bloo, and Wilt in the bus to look for Ed Bloo- Maybe we can hit the clubs! *starts dancing in the aisle* *Coco sees him dancing in the aisle of the bus, and slams on the brake* *Bloo trips, and skids across the floor instead of flying through the air like he's suppose to* (so the viewers don't see him, but suddenly hear a "thud") Bloo- Ow... Craig- *laughs* Ok, not exactly what we rehearsed. Let's try that again. |
Thanks for taking the torch, Lynnie. :D
"The Big Cheese" deleted scene type blooper Wilt comes into the house looking like he's seen better days and in a rather foul mood, with Cheese clinging to his hand. Stops in the middle of the set FRANKIE: Looks over and sees Wilt and Cheese. To Wilt: What happened to you? WILT: Don't ask. <pause> And just so you guys know, we're not allowed at the fairgrounds anymore. MAC: Why? WILT: Holds up Cheese, who's still clinging to his hand Three guesses why, the first two don't count. Now please get him off me before I do something extremely out of character. <end> Poor Wilt-- I imagine that a day at the fair with Cheese would drive him truly insane. (Like the last blooper, I was feeling highly goofy when I thought this up.) |
LOL "We're not aloud at the fairgrounds anymore" XDDD
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My mind was wandering before first period let out and I thought this up in, quite literally, three seconds.
EPISODE: House of Bloos SCENE: Wilt is giving Bloo his bunk <Keep in mind, I'm paraphrasing some of the dialogue> WILT: No, it's cool-- I'll sleep down here. Crawls under the bunk. A second later, a squish sound can be heard. Irritated: Oh, for the love of... There's chocolate pudding in my pillow! Coco starts laughing CRAIG: Cut! Coco, what in [heck] possessed you to put chocolate pudding in there?! Bonus points if you can tell me what TV show the chocolate pudding scene came from. |
Episode: Mac Daddy
Scene: Mac tries to convince Bloo to work on the Go-Kart Mac: We can paint flames on the side. Bloo: So? Mac: We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry lane. Bloo:So? Mac: Bloo, that's not even your line! Bloo: So? Craig: Cut! Bloo, you're supposed to say "Oh Mac! You mean it?" Bloo: So? Cheese: SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO!!!!!! (Everyone but Bloo and Cheese facepalm) |
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Once again, thought this up on the verge of sleep: Episode: Hiccy-Burp Scene: Bloo is answering a question after chugging a ton of soda in an attempt to get his hiccups back and now he really has to go. BLOO: I think the world would be a better place if-- Excuse me. Runs off stage. Pause, followed by the distintive metal-on-ivory handle jiggling sound, then the sound of a LOT of water flowing. Bloo off-screen: Uh-oh... Guys, we have a problem! CRAIG: CUT! Bloo, what did you do?! BLOO: Still off-screen It wasn't me-- I'm an imaginary friend, not a plumber! Bonus points if you can tell me where the "I'm an IF, not a plumber" line comes from. |
Comes from Star Trek, if I'm not mistaken. More specifically, it sounds like something Dr. McCoy would say. :)
8D 8D Bloo plug-a da potty. 8D 8D |
Ep: Setting a President
Scene: During that whatever it was where they were taking questions Mr. Herriman: Well, I believe that I must cover many of the issues. Last time around I was very uptight, and I want to change quite a bit this time around. Craing: CUT! You're supposed to stay uptight like before! Mr. H: But I was so mean! I want to make the character much nicer. I personally, as a actor of my solitude, hate being uptight. Do we have to keep my character this way? |
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I have one, too: EPISODE: The Big Chese SCENE: Cheese keeps screaming on the front porch CREW MEMBER: Cheese freaking out, take one. CHEESE: Freaking out? Starts screaming CRAIG: Cut! <A few minutes later...> CREW MEMBER: Cheese freaking out, take forty-four. CHEESE: Forty-four? Starts screaming. Groans from cast and crew CRAIG: That's it! I can't take this anymore! Storms off |
Sorry 'bout the double post.
EPISODE: Cheese a Go-Go SCENE: Random scene of the gang sitting on the couch. Bloo walks in, very seriously. BLOO: I have a message. Reads off of paper in his hand "Cheese's space craft was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in; there were no survivors." CRAIG: Cut! Bloo-- what did I say about trying to kill off the other characters?! BLOO: Don't shoot the messenger, Craig. CRAIG: And Cheese isn't a space alien! BLOO: Suuuuuure he isn't... ::) This is a paraody of the very famous scene in the season three ending of M*A*S*H, where Lt. Col. Blake's [McLean Stevenson] plane was shot down as he was going home. Except for that last part I threw in at the last minute... |
EPISODE: Cookie Dough
SCENE: Bloo just fired Eduardo and announces that break time is over. Wilt: We weren't on break. We've worked six days straight. Bloo: Then let's make it seven! Wilt: Bloo, you're outta control! Bloo: You're out of control! You're fired, too! Coco: Cococococococococo! Bloo: You're fired, too! You're all fired! F-i-r-d, fired! Now get out of here! Every one of you! Except you, Ovenie-- you're under contract. Wilt: Walking out of the kitchen, grumbling We shoulda joined the Teamsters... As the daughter of two very loyal union members (one of whom used to BE a Teamster 8D), after seeing Bloo running his cookie dough operation the way he did, I had to bring up the unions! |
*Phone Home: Scene where Wilt saves the Bone Friend*
TAKE 1 Wilt: *steps in* Sorry guys, but this bone's coming with me! Dogs: Umm....'kay. Craig: CUT! TAKE 2 Wilt: *steps in* Sorry guys, but this bone's coming with me! Dogs: Umm...'ka- I mean, GRRR!! Craig: CUT! TAKE 3 Wilt: *steps in* Sorry guys, but this bone's coming with me! Dogs: GRRR!! Wilt: *pulls out random steak* Fool your troubles! Dogs: HOLY *beep* HOW'D YOU DO THAT Wilt: I have MAGICAL MEAT POWERS! :D Craig: *beep* CUT! |
Uhm... I cant remember any episode names er such so Im just doing these on the fly.
Me: *Still building the set up above, when suddenly I fall onto sugar-crazy Mac* Craig: CUT!! Sugar-crazy Mac: SUGAR!! SUGAR!! Bloo: Uhh... What was my line? ... *Headslap* Craig: CUT!! |
I felt it was time to resurrect this thread. :bloogrin:
Episode- Squeeze the Day Mac: All those stairs! And they're ours for the sliding! Hand me the cookie sheet. *Bloo hands him the cookie sheet* Craig: CUT!! Mac: Uh, you were suppose to leave it at the bottom of the stairs. *Bloo angrily grabs the cookie sheet back and starts heading back down the stairs with it* Mac: Why don't you just slide it down? Bloo: *puts the cookie sheet down, gets on and slides down* Whoooo hoooo hooooeeeee!!! Mac and Craig: *facepalm* ---------------------------------- Episode- The Trouble with Scribbles *Bloo reaches the "secret door* Bloo: It's gloriou.... Wait, since when is the secret door the door to the men's room?" *Bloo looks back sarcastically at the sign on the door saying "Men" rather than "Stay Out"* *Off screen you can hear Wilt and Ed giggling* --------------------------------- Episode- Camp keep a Good Mac Down Madame F: A little dirt never got anyone dirty. *just then a bird drops a little white treasure onto Mr. H's shoulder* Madame F: *laughing* A little bird doo, on the other hand... Mr. H: I dislike this with great intensity |
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Gonna read!
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