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I love fake emails. Love reading them, love responding to them, love reading stories about people who mess with them and stuff.
What really got me was that people do it to people who are adopting/giving up their pets. I was in a situation where one of the dogs with back problems needed to find a home or to be euthanized within a week. I even posted on Craigslist (never thought I'd do but I did find some good people). You can only imagine how I got a little hopeful when I got 4 emails in response to a Petfinder ad I put up about him, ALL scams. Not so funny anymore :( All followed along the lines of... " Hello am jenny cross i saw the advert of your posted pet and i am highly intrested in adopting your pet to my good home .i lost my pet few days ago so i will like to adopt your to reduce tragedy in my mind..i will like you to tell me the present condition of the pet including the food that the pet eat..i will also like you to tell me the adoption fees including the cage if available,as pet lover i will surely take good care of the pet...if you allow me to adopt your pet you can come for the visiting of the pet if you like....i will urge you to tell me the pet name and much more about the pet.. best regard " (The dog's fine now. He's living in Texas :)) |
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Yeah, I got this email a while back, too. It came through my junk folder, so I didn't pay it much attention-- just read it once and deleted it. When the next email came, I just hit "Mark as Unsafe."
Woot woot. :D |
"Is it a scam because they kept saying "pet" instead of "dog"? And that they asked about a cage? It does sound like a generic message, but why would someone mass-mail posters of pet adoption ads, what would it accomplish?
That was the only email I saved, unfortunately and it doesn't really tell the scam clearly, but other emails said they would have a pet transportation service come to my house for a fee of x amount of dollars through a cashier's check. After I caught on, I replied to two or three and all used the same tactic of a 'pet transportation service'. Some of them were pretty blunt about it too, they said they'd like my pet and want to know of the nearest airport. |
Got this one just now:
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Didn't Cinderella start like that? :bloocross:
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This popped up in my mailbox this morning. As it arrived via a Yahoo! Group devoted to Foster's, some of the rest of you may have seen it, too:
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Yup, I got that just tonight in one of the "Daily Digests", although they don't come daily. Which is actually a good thing because it seems every single post made the last few months has been similar to near identical. That being said, I'm always amused when someone replies to them. I especially liked that link to some science page, as if hoping the spammer will look at it and gain some intelligence. 8D
It was a fascinating page, actually. ;) |
I'm good at not only bumping, but also double posting today.
Eh hem... This is circulating around MySpace right now. It was sent to me by a friend who, though bless her heart, can be gullible. :-X After scrolling through a total of 13 headers, I finally read Quote:
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Yeah, I've gotten the exact same message myself a few times, only for my Hotmail account. It was pretty much word for word the same.
As with so many of these email scams/hoaxes, the cheapness of the font and layout is a dead giveaway - I'm pretty confident that if Hotmail were to issue a legitimate warning of this nature (and it's highly dubious that they ever would), they'd opt for a much more professional-looking layout. Same goes for Bill Gates - if you're that mind-bendingly weathly and are seriously going to send out emails promising free hand-outs to anyone who forwards it to so many of their online buddies (yeah, I know, just play along), then surely you could afford to splash out on a bit of style while you're at it. |
Something new to point at and laugh:
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Hm, they died while on vacation to Bobo, and Mr. Agese is keeping 60% of "your" money. And another 10% goes toward the IRS and phone bills. Yup. 8D
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The part I like best:
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This just came into my inbox
It appears to be some kind of job offer...But I think it's a scam of some sort.
Considering that A: I haven't sent out any resumes in the past few months or so B: If I was, it would certainly not be to any company whose communications contain some of the worst grammar I have ever seen in quite some time, and C: The person who sent the message was named (and I am not making this up) "scheme Barnes" Anyways here is the message, and a day old cookie to anyone who can count all of the grammatical errors. :bloogrin: Quote:
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As long as you've got his email you may as well send him a Google bomb. :bendy:
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My Nigerian friend
Is gone He said that he was hiding from the government And said that he was dying and wished to find a friend He offered me some money if he could use my name I told him I like bunnys Then he went away The Residents - My Nigerian Friend |
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I once got a similar scam a while ago. Long gone now. |
Wow, those are some pretty entertaining pieces of, um, "literature" you've all found, especially the "flawless" spelling and punctuation.::)
AS for me, I do get scams but of a different variety. Sure, when I'm browsing the net I always get the classic "free ipod" or wii or any number of things, and for the most part I ignore them, but what really pisses me off are those fake anit-virus adds. I go to open a webpage and all of a sudden I'm taken to a separate window and some unkown program claims to have detected thousands of critical viruses in my computer. Interesting, considering I run a virus scan every week and I usually find 2 or 3 at the most. It really angers me because these things are more than likely viruses themselves masquerading as the very software that's supposed to protect against them. Oh, and if you do a word of advice: DO NOT CLICK THE PROGRAM, NOT EVEN TO CLOSE THE WINDOW. Instead, bring up your task manager (Ctrl+Alt+Del) and end the program from there. It's much safer as even closing the window can download the virus onto your computer. So, does anyone else get those? |
Yeah, I've gotten those. Dang nuisances they are. If it's detected anything at all then it was scanning my computer without authorization so even if it's a legitimate program (which it's not) I'm not going to have anything to do with it. No one scans my machine without my consent, period. :frankiemad:
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The latest offering:
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Kira also sent me a note from Russia..
.. am I gonna die now? |
And another:
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I got phished late last night:
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Here's another semi-entertaining tidbit I received just this evening-
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Dr. Henry Salami?? As in "lunch meat"? That's priceless. 8D
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Hehe, I was wondering the same thing. I wonder if it is a real sirname.
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I'm sure there's someone out there named Salami... There's a guy at my school who's surname is Ham. :bloocross:
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Not as bad as some of the first names that celebrities give their kids. Apple, Moses, (Nicole Richie or whoever used to hang out with Paris Hilton had a kid & called it) Sparrow. & don't forget balloon boy who's real name is Falcon....(PAWNCH!).
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This arrived in my mailbox about a half-hour ago:
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I happened to have gotten one today, too. A short and sweet one.
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I just got this in my inbox:
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Is anybody else getting a ton of Facebook scam mails lately? I don't even have a Facebook, so I knew right away it was a scam. Unfortunately my admin email for fosters-home.com has somehow gotten out and I'm getting hit in that inbox too. :P It's only supposed to be for forum errors and stuff, so that's annoying.
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well...
someone hacked my old email and sent something like "I bought a really cheap ipod touch off (a website link). If you're looking for something cheap go now before it disappears. Hugs and kisses, Ryan XOXOX" this is stupid! i never buy anything off sites except ebay! and nothing over $50. |
Are you sure they hacked your account? I get emails that appear to have been sent from my own address all the time, but they haven't really been. Kids sometimes use my address to register on MMORPG sites as adults and stuff that way. If people spam hiding behind your account you can even be reported as a spammer. It's a pain.
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This wasn't an email, but it's the DA equivalent:
"EMERGENCY, VIRUS ON THE LOOSE! If someone by the name of Alfred Hundana (dragon_heart620) wants to add you to their buddy list, don't accept it. It's a virus. Please tell everyone on your lists, because if someone on your list addes them, you may get the virus too. This virus is a hard-drive killer. We need to find out who is using this account. Very sorry for the inconvenience. (To send to everyone on your list, just click the drop-down menu in the Recipient field and click 'Unsorted' or whatever the group name for you buddy list is." If you get something like this, ignore it. It's spam, and it's fake. The "person" who actually signed up on DA with a similar username's already banned. I almost sent it to all who watch me, but I wanted to try blocking first. No matter what I did, it wouldn't work, so I searched the person's username, and all that came up was hate pics and a "It's fake" pic. I clicked on that and in the description was a news article explaining that it's fake and all that. It's now one of my faved news. :D But it still scared me a bit when I believed. XD |
@Sparky
No it was directly from my email address. It even got sent back to me because some email addresses in mine are only MSN. I use Hotmail BTW. |
This is now my favorite thing ever:
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