What about grass cuts?:-[

hmm... yeah thats pretty funny 8D

I once got a paper cut while reading a book.:-[
So I decided to stand instead.8D

Not always terribly embarrassing, but I've injured myself way too many times in the kitchen: burned by hot soup, splattering oil, accidentally touching the hot oven rack, cut by a handheld vegetable slicer, minor knife cuts, and worst of them all, cut by a tiny piece of egg shell while cracking one. No idea how that happened. Out of the hundreds of eggs I cracked in my life, that one had to try to even the score with me.

A horse trainer I knew had a thumb that was bit by a horse.
The embarrassing thing is now she barely has a thumb.:-[:(:'(:sadbendy:

It just happened to me today (and it has never happened before). I pulled away from my favorite sub sandwich place, and saw a cup and punch rain down on my car. I left my punch on top of the roof. Being 90 degrees and climbing today, the stuff dried to a sticky mess. I went to my favorite car wash, and fixed the problem.

I am sure that it was both entertaining and funny to the young crowd hanging outside the sub shop.:wiltshock:

Lol speaking of things on cars...

I was a bit embarrassed trying to explain this on my car before I could get to the car wash, but it wasn't my fault!

I was driving home late one night when I came to a part of the road that required me to drive under an overpass. When I went under, a heard a "DOOF" on the top of my car. I wondered what it was, but since it was a long drive and pretty late, when I got home, I didn't even think about it again.

I woke up the next morning to a smelly brown smear on the top of my car. Someone had thrown POO at my car from the overpass!!! It was disgusting, and to make matters worse, it smelled so bad I didn't want to hand-wash it off or even use the power sprayer, so I went through the automatic and the guy at the car wash tried to spray it off for me. I ended up having to go through twice to get all of it off!

8D It's funny now when I think about it, but seriously... what were these people, primates? They were flinging poo at people!!!

ROFL... just be glad it wasn't a lawnchair. I've got a bro going to jail for that :-X

Talk about having a crappy day :bloosmirk:

8D Thank you both for that. 8D

Gross!!! :thumbdown: Ugh....that is beyond not okay.

Ok, that's just..... that's just.... eew, uh, no. Just no. :wiltshock:

And speaking of stuff on cars, the speed stripe, (or whatever that decorative bumper thing is called running down the middle of each side of the car) was coming off, so I used some rubber cement and wood glue to glue it back on before it fell off entirely while I was driving down the road. It was too heavy to hold, so I held it in place with electrical tape, since it's stickier than regular tape. May not have been so bad on a black car, but mine is more like a teal green. Yeah, that looked brilliant! 8D I took the tape off once the glue dried, but now I have dried drops of wood glue running down the side of my door, and black rubber cement gunked on above. Well, at least the bumper is securely in place now.

I should try to chip off the dried drops of glue off, that should be doable.

I accidentally ran into a car once.:-[

I forgot my own name once.

I was very tired at the time.

try Gorilla Glue

Ahh I'm so scared of getting that stuff in my eye since it's activated by water!!! :wiltshock:

But it works VERY well.

I never had to tape anything onto my car before, thank goodness.

Lol Ridureyu, I've never forgotten my own name, but even when I'm NOT tired and someone asks me how old I am, I have to think about it for a split second. I don't just go around thinking "I'm 20, I'm 20, I'm 20" so I don't think it's so bad, but people look at me funny when I do it!

is it really??

oh crap. Better be careful with the stuff i guess 8D

Like I hate my school I go to. There are some kids in my class that say mean things to me all the time and I yell at them and I get a check for shouting in class. I'm all angry and they laugh at me. Ohhh god I hate my school so much. And When I tell the teacher what they say they ethier say I don't want to hear it or they give me a check for tattletailing! >:(

I was at baseball paractice last year, and I was running after a fly ball in the outfield, and I ran right into the fence and fell backwards. I laugh about it now, but it was embarrassing at the moment.:-[

England is a very rainy country. And when you get alot of rain, you also get alot of mud. The ammount of times I have slipped over and ended lying in a huge pile of dirt at school, with EVERYBODY watching. Also the amount of times, I've pushed myself back up to my feet and then fallen over again...

I've fallen down the stairs a couple of times to, and ended up just sitting in the middle of a crowd of people goin' "What are ya doin', sittin' on the floor?"

Blushing. Furiously.

One time my horse was misbehaving and drug me like a dog sled. :-[ 8D

Lol there's always the times I've gone to work and someone pointed out the parrot poop on my back at like, lunchtime. ;)

almost weekly, i tend to forget words while im in mid-sentence. it gets kinda annoying, and they are usually very common words. its kinda embarrassing when im talking to friends.

How convenient that something like that gets pointed out when you're eating. :P 8D

Well, the point was, I'd been walking around for several hours already by the time someone told me.

Back when I was in fifth grade (1967-68 school year), we had desks with the book compartment under the chair. I bent over to retrieve a book, not seeing that classmate Donna Ballard was in front of me with her back to me as she was talking to someone. As I lifted myself up after getting the needed book, my head went up Donna's skirt. Both Donna and I wondered "what the--?" and shrugged it off as an accident. She asked me if I saw her underwear and I told her the truth: no.

When you leave the forum to go to bed and completely forget that you didn't log out. :-[

(Just happened to me last night. :P)

If it makes you feel any better, on a number of occasions in the early morning hours I've fallen asleep in my desk chair while watching the site. I've had nightmares about waking up in front of the screen only to find a mountain of spam, multiple links to naughty stuff, two dozen PM's all saying "Cassini, do something!!! Why are you ignoring this?!?!", and a new thread in the Office with my name on it. :o :-[ :P

Ouch. :macwor:

Just be glad they're only dreams. :frankiesmile:

Really? Wow star-fleet are training up some diligent officers these days. Aw honestly, no-one could hold you personally responsible if some muffin-heads went on a spree, even if you did appear to be in town.

Anyhoo something embarrassing. Ever actually stepped on a rake? It hurts more than I'd expected and you compound the ridiculousness by staggering around holding your face. Awful.

I've since worked around the problem by adding a strategic afternoon power nap to my schedule. 8D :cheesegrin:

Congratulations on going over the 500 post mark, by the way. :)

Oh yeh. Well spotted! That took years. Must have been the posttalking about Kiwi. I expect it's way more in the spam board. Is that counted anywhere?

Ooh, nasty. I trust you at least made the obligatory Sideshow Bob groan.

More like a series of unrepeatable words I'm afraid. I was lucky not to get a Nun or something.

Ouch!

Although that story does remind me of something... :bloogrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w6L93kD3xw

EDIT never mind the Sideshow Bob connection was already made, although that scene is still one of the funniest things the Simpsons have ever done, so the link stays.

Kelsey Grammar can groan with the best of them. On second thoughts, can that - he IS the best of them. :bloogrin:

Poor Sideshow Bob. :sadbendy:

When I came home on leave (don't remember which one), we had a big family dinner at Grandma's. I sneezed, and broke wind at the same time - both were loud:wiltshock:

I have a recollection of a time in the mid-90s, when home video cameras were still the size of todays TV cameras. They were also still kind of new in my household so I was still kind of getting use to the one we had, I guess. I had a habit of, when recording, only looking through the viewfinder while I was recording. So my point of view was over my shoulder instead of centered like usual. Because of this, when turning a corner, I many times would turn too sharply and walk right into the wall- and of course record myself doing it. On one such occasion, I walked into the wall three times in a like, 5-7 minute time period. On the video I was laughing at myself, and I still laugh at myself. 8D

But it's a different story when the friend of your brother, whom you don't know, starts ridiculing you for it. And your brother is encouraging them to do so. I hated that! ::)

I remember at school i was oogling this girl sitting alone at the table, but i haven;'t got the balls to go up and talk to her, she is asian btw, so she is likely cute.

Anyway i had to go to class and she got up at the same time i did, me not knowing this I proceeded to walk to the door until she came at me from the left side and we almost bumped into eatchotherr, i said: Sorry excuse me. She didn't say anyhthing back, must be shy i guess.

Kinda embarassing for me but i kinda liked it.

Me and my older sister were running some errands today and I saw a "penny" on the ground, so I picked it up to get a closer look and it was a bottle cap that was the color of a penny. :wiltshock: :-[ 8D