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"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Well......not all of it...." - Dead Alive |
From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Well, she turned me into a newt! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. From "The Princess Bride" Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. |
"now go! Or we will taunt you a second time - Holy Grail
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" - Holy Grail "...it is getting foggier! And Leon is getting larger!" - Airplane |
the following are my fave quotes from From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his p***s... ~Minstrel What are you gonna do, bleed on me?~King Arthur I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?~ French Soldier It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh..."~Brother Maynard |
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This isn't from a movie, but still:
"Li'l Brudder... I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!!"- Homestar Runner |
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Yes, I can watch that movie and quote all of it. God: What are you doing now? King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord. God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off! Arthur: Yes, Lord. "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There! King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim: It is the rabbit! King Arthur: You silly sod! Tim: What? King Arthur: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! "...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...WITH...A HERRING!" And non-Holy Grail quotes? I shall think now. "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" ~ Buddy, "Elf" "I didn't know that the Wachutu(I don't know no speelings)...WERE BITERS!!" ~ Ace Ventura "We killed them and ate their livers." ~ Penguin, "Madagascar" "You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity." ~ Buzz, "Toy Story" "I can't jump it, you'll have to toss me! ... Don't tell the elf." Gimli, LOTR Eh, more later. My mind's preoccupied, can't concentrate. |
More Toy Story quotes:
[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls] Woody: What happened to you? Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister. Buzz: How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked out of their sockets! |
"Hatred is an underestimated emotion" - "The Doors" (Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison)
"Your body looks like a blob of chewed bubblegum Pyle!" - Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket" "This is the smashed up body of an animal with enough man left enough for you to hate." - Messala to Judah Ben Hur in "Ben Hur" :frankiesmile: |
Clint Eastwood ?Go ahead, make my day?
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