Mac-a-lacka

Plushies!!!

Go on, admit it, you'd love to have an Invader Bloo plushie.

They might; a couple of the major pharmacutical companies expressed interest in doing so, if we were to include references to Thorazine in the storyline. Shouldn't be too hard.

Not to worry, at the end of the movie we plan to include links to various mental health websites for viewers who need help processing the experience.

They'll enhance the movie a lot. You have not lived until you've experienced the full 3D effect of an NFRPer's vital organs flying past your head in both directions during one of the "explode and reform" scenes.

$0.95 for the 3D glasses, by the way.

Millions. Our advertising campaign will feature the actor playing B2dM in a diaper, dancing around a golden toilet, and the guy playing FHF will be seen eating an armadillo. Who wouldn't pay to see a movie like that?

If they don't, well, at least we won't have to pay them.

Which reminds me, we still need to find a competent Hazmat team to clean up after the special effects team.

Whoever will work cheap.

We're currently in talks with Willian Shatner.